iJunoon Archives |2009 | March
Sms / Sardar
Tourist & Sardar
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.
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Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar
Tags: Tourist Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Now The Last Two Ultimate
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
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Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
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Sms / Sardar
All India Radio
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"
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Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar
Tags: Red India
Sms / Sardar
Crying
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
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Sms / Sardar
I Thought It Was A New One
Museum Administrator: That is a 500-year-old statue you have broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
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