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Question: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator?

Answer: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

Pathan apni miss se:
Miss kal apne muje call q ki thi?

Miss:
mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..

Pathan:
To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha araha tha "" 1 MISS CALL ""

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Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..
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msg baad me padh lena
B...H...A...G
warna trophy koi aur le jayega.
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Being happy does not mean
everything's perfect.
It just means you've decided
to see everything
beyond the imperfections.
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If people talk behind your back,
what does that means...???
Simple...
It means you are
two steps ahead of them.
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Dear Friend
I can't give SOLUTIONS to
all of life's problems,
but i can listen to u,
&together we'll search for an ANSWER.
I can't keep u'r FEET from stumbling,
i can only offer my hand
that u may grasp it & not FALL.
I can't keep u'r HEART from breaking or hurting,
but i can cry wid u & help u SMILE again.
I can't PROMISE u HAPPINESS ALWAYS
but I can only SHARE wid u what life offers.
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Mohabbat Ko Majburi Ka Naam Mat Dena,
HaKeeqat Ko Hadso Ka Naam Mat Dena,
Agar Dil Mein Ho PYAR Kisi K Liye Toh,
Usse Kabhi DOSTI Ka Naam Mat Dena...!!.
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We say we love flowers,
yet we pluck dem.
we say we love trees,
yet we cut them.
thats y people get afraid
when they r told they r loved.
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Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Bat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar Lena.
Rehte Hai Apke Dil K Kisi Koney Me hum ,
Waqt Mile To ek nazar Talash Kar Lena.
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