iJunoon Archives |2009 | May

Mout K paas Ja K Dekha Hai,
Hm Ne B Dil Lga K Dekha Hai,
Chaand Ko Log Dur Se Dekhte Hein,
Hm Ne Ghr Bula K Dekha Hai,
Ishq K Daam Puch Lo Hm Sy,
Hum Ne Ghr Luta K Dekha Hai,
Pyar To Bheek Me Nhi Milta,
Hm Ne Daman Phela K Dekha Hai,
Ik Shakhs Ha K Bhulta Hi Nhi Hai,
Hm Ne Us Ko Jitna Bhi Bhula K Dekha Hai.

Khud Ko iss Dil Mai Basane Ki Ejazat De Do...

Mujh Ko Tum Apna Banane Ki Ejazat De Do...

Tum Meri Zindagi Ka Ek Haseen Lamha Ho...

Phulon Se Khud Ko Sajaane Ki Ejazat De Do...

Ham Kitna Chahte Hain Kis Tarha Bataen Tumhain...

Mujhe Ye Aaj Batane Ki Ejazat De Do...

Tumhari Chaand Si Aankhon Mai Chaand Sa Chehra...

Mujhe Ye Sham Sajne Ki Ejazat De Do...

Mujhe Qeid Kar Lo Apne Ishq Main...

Ya Mujhe Ishq Karne Ki Ejazat De Do?

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi tou vo bola thoda paas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee howey ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dekh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

Meri ye Mohobbat tere hi liye hai
Meri ye Mohobbat tere hi liye hai

Lekin ye offer mehdod muddat k liye hai!!!!!

Nah jane q wo mujh se muskura k milti hai
Andar k sare gham chupa k milti hai
Janti hai ankhen sach bol jati hen

shayad isi lie ankhen jhuka k milti hai

Teacher : Who is the Father of Ibn-e-sina

Pathan soch mein Gum...........
Pathan reply
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John sina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher : Koi 1 story sunao with Moral.

Sardar : 1 din ham un k ghar gae tou wo soye hoe thay
Phir aik din wo hamare ghar aye tou ham soye hoe thay

Moral : JESA KARO GE WESA BHARO GE

Quaid-e-azam ne kaha hai k waqt ki pabandi karo

Magar ye tou btaya hi nahi k
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Naye wale ya purane wale

Hi mery jaan
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Nikal rahi he Garmi se

Tum dua ho meri ""sada k liye""
mein zinda hon tumhari ""Dua k liye""
Kr lena lakh ""Shikwe"" ham se magar

Kabhi
Khafa nah hona khuda k liye.

Yaar please ghar mein hi rehna bahir bilkul mat nikalna halaat bohat khrab hen


bhar kutta maar muhim shuro ho chuki hai is or is baar main kuch nahi kr paon ga

Uthoo Doston or watan ka kuch bhala karo
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.Jagoo





Ooh sorry
app ho

aap to wapis so jao
is main hi watan ki bhlai he

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
Bas simple phir uska Oxygen mask snatch karlen or uska gala daba dain,.!
aB CHOONTI Mar jaye gi,.!

u like it then sms me in my no & if u like then more sms & joke or friendship then visit my no,.!
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sHARE UR SMS @ JOKES OR CHELLENGE ME IN SMS@0312-5090841
i,M WAITING,.!
nOBODY CAN CHELLENGE ME IN SMS B,COZ I,M KING OF SMS,.!

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pandit ask to moullana
tum ko kyun dafnaate hain?
jab ke hame tou JALAATE hain;
moullana khazanay ko chupaya jaata hai or KACHRE ko jala diya jaata hai

A Heart die's when it is
not able to share its feelings.
But a heart kills itself
when another heart
does not understands its feelings.
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