Sms / Love

Anam Lateef

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Eter ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

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· 2 Like · May 14, 2015 at 04:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Missing You

Abdul Rasheed

Papu Pager Nay Ki Shairi ;)

Papu Pager nay ki Shairi ;)

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

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Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 23:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Eid Mubarak

Farah Gulzar

Kash Is Eid Par ..

Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne tou mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina lagey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila jhijhak mujhe aashnae raz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chhera karata
Seeng maarta foran usse takar karata

Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota






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· 2 Like · May 13, 2015 at 17:05
Category: eid-mubarak
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Amir Rasheed

Shaadi Say Pehlay..

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya
Shaadi ke baad - ah aab laut chale

Shaadi ke pehle - hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad - hum apke ghar main rehte hain

Shaadi ke pehle - arzoo
Shaadi ke baad - asoo

Shaadi ke pehle - soldier
Shaadi ke baad - major sahib

Shaadi ke pehle - pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad - meri saath esa kyu hua

Shaadi ke pehle - jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad - bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi

Shaadi ke pehle - deewana
Shaadi ke baad - anjaam

Shaadi ke pehle - laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad - dono majnoon

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· 2 Like · May 13, 2015 at 12:05
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Funny

Kainaat Siddique

Abu And Beta

EK DAFA AMI AUR BETA JA RAHEY THAY THO RASTAY MEIN UN KO EK NICHAAY APPLE MILA AMMI NAY KAHA KAY NICHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY .. .. PHIR AGAY GAYE THO WAHA PER EK BANDHA GUTTER SAAF KAR RAHA THA THO WAHA PER AMI GIR GAYE THO BETAY NAY KAHA KAY AMI APNAY KHUDI KAHA THA KAY NECHAY WALI CHEEZ NAI UTHA TAY

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 07:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Maria Waheed

Shahjahan

shajahan nay teh mehal kay ferashh ko dekhaa uper dekhaa thkii say bhir dekhaa aur bolay MAA KASAAM BHUT KARCHA HO GAYA HAI AUR NOOR JAHAN BOLIII TERE BAAP KA KIA JATA ANPI MAA SAY POOCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

· 1 Like · May 13, 2015 at 02:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Asfand Yar

Hi Friends

ek dafa ka zekar hai kay ek band ja rahaa hota hai kay ous ki nazar ek masjeed per perti hai tu wo sounchta hai kay ya masjeed dhoope mai kyoon hai tu wo kehta hai kay esaay khise ka kay site mai ker doon wo massjeed ki deware ko dhaka dena shorooe kerta hai tu wo apnay saray kapray outar ker dahka dena shorooe kerta hai tu ous kay kapray koi outha ker lay jata hai sham hoo jati tu wo sounchta haai kafi door kerdi hai mai masjeed dhope saay hahahahahahaha

email: danishsheikh4u@hotmail.com & friendship20054u@hotmail.com & danishsheikh55@yahoo.com

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 21:05
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Waqas Moti

Weight

AIK POLICE OFFICER KI SHAADI THEE WO FRIENDS KAY SATH CAR MAIN JARAHA THA. PECHAY SAY BARATEON KI BUS ARAHEE THEE TU OFFICER BOLA MUJHAY YA BUS MASHQOOQ LAGTI HAI YA GHAR SAY HAMARA PECHA KARRAHEE HAI

· 2 Like · May 12, 2015 at 16:05
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Waheed

Haqikat

shaadi ke pahle saal mard bolta hai aurat sunti hai
Doosre saal aurat bolti hai mard sunta hai
Teesre Saal dono bolte hain muhalla sunta hai.

· 1 Like · May 12, 2015 at 11:05
Category: marital-woes
 
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