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Hammad Yousuf

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Hammad Yousuf

Jaahil Insaan

Jaahil insan se behs mai mat uljho us se jitna door raho utna hi behtar hai.

· 2 Like · Nov 10, 2017 at 17:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Hammad Yousuf

A Young Couple

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.

""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.

What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""

""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""

""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""

· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2017 at 20:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Dunya

· 3 Like · Nov 01, 2017 at 07:11
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Hammad Yousuf

Sycle Ka Pehya

batay ne bape se kaha keh maray dost kee mungnee hai main usay kya tohfa doo
Bape---Bata anghooti dado.
Bata---Jee woh to bahot choti hoti hain
Bape---To phir sycle ka pehya dado.

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2017 at 02:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Bill

Aik khoobsoorat ladki ne departmental store se 1 perfume ki bottle li aur cash counter pe ja kar iski qeemqat poochhi. Clerk dil phenk type ka aadmi tha. Us ne sharatan kaha, ""Aik pappi"". Ladki wapas mudi. 10 perfume ki bottles lai. Phir us ne cash counter pe ja kar zor se darwaze ki taraf mun kar ke aawaz lagai, "" Dadaji apne perfumes ka bill ada kar deejiye""

· 1 Like · Sep 15, 2017 at 03:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Waqt Aur Doulat

· 5 Like · Sep 10, 2017 at 16:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Sachai

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2017 at 13:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Mufeed Totkay

· 0 Like · Aug 06, 2017 at 22:08
Category: text
 
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Hammad Yousuf

Dozakh Mein Bhi Jaga Nahee Milegi

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

· 6 Like · May 24, 2017 at 15:05
Category: miya-aur-biwi
 
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Jo Cheez Mere Aqa (saww) Ki Passand Thi Us Mein Sirf Shifa Hi Shifa Hai...


· 4 Like · Dec 27, 2016 at 02:12
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Hammad Yousuf

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Country : Pakistan

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