Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto

Abid Aqeel

Jeeto: My Daughter Is Getting So Popular.

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.

Preeto: How do you really claim that?

Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

· 0 Like · Dec 15, 2014 at 21:12
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Mehmood Khan

Jeeto To Preeto, "you Must See My Doctor".

Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".

Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.

Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 14:12
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Dawood Ali

Jeeto Texts Santa On A Cold Winter Morning, "windows Frozen"! Santa Texts Back, "pour Some Luke Warm Water Over It!"

Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
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Haseeb Naqbi

Preeto: My 39th Birthday Isn't Far Off.

Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.

Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 10:11
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Asiya Faheem

Jeeto: Husbands Are The Best People To Share Your Secrets With.

Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.

Preeto: Why do you say that?

Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!

· 0 Like · Oct 31, 2014 at 14:10
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Abdul Jabbar

Jeeto Was Having A Driving Lesson. Partway Through, The Instructor Told Her, "you're In The Wrong Gear".

Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".

"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"

· 0 Like · Oct 28, 2014 at 05:10
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Waseem Awan Malik

Jeeto To Preeto, "you Look Different Today".

Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".

Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.

Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?

Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!

· 0 Like · Oct 20, 2014 at 02:10
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Nasim Rana

Santa: Why Did You Give Away The Scarf To Preeto That Your Friend Presented You On Your Birthday?

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 01:10
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Hafiz Mehran

Jeeto: My Husband Doesn't Seem To Care About His 'appearance'.

Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.

Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?

Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 09:10
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Akram Rahi

Pappu Was Climbing A Very Tall Tree.

Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.

Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."

However, Pappu ignored her.

Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 02:10
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Asiya Faheem

Jeeto Answers The Phone. "it Must Have Been A Wrong Number From Some Ship", She Tells Her Husband.

Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.

Santa: Why?

Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 20:10
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Asiya Faheem

Santa: You Just Backed The Car Over My Bike.

Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.

Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 14:10
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