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Shahbaz Ishaq

Faqeer Or Sardar

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

· 3 Like · Mar 22, 2012 at 16:03
Category: funny Tags: Sardar Faqeer
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

American Sardar Jee Say

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

· 2 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar Tags: America Sardar
 
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Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar To His Wife


Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar Bus Driver

1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..

· 1 Like · Nov 10, 2010 at 09:11
Category: sardar Tags: River Sardar
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

3 Sardar After Exam

3 Sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

· 1 Like · Jun 09, 2010 at 09:06
Category: exams Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Muzammil Shahzad

Sardar And Hitler

Sardar and Hitler








Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"











Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

· 1 Like · Aug 28, 2012 at 19:08
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Muzammil Shahzad

Sardar School Ma

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao
Sardar:Kyon, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola Mai CPU hon.

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2012 at 19:10
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Unknown

Rent A Sardar!!!

1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.

2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try



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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Unknown

Sardar G In A Bus

Ek Sardar Bus Pe Baitha lekin Bus mein rush ziyada honey ki waja se conducter ne saradr g se kaha Sardar G chatt pe baith jao.
sardar G ne jawab diya Bohat Achey Main Chatt te bai jawan te tussi thalo gaddi le jao

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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Unknown

Sardar In Heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
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