Tag: Jokes

Matlabi Mehboob se Achi To Meri Apni Ciggrate Hai Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Karti Hai Or Mere Kadm0n Taley Apna Dum Tor Daiti Hai..

Friends 'BALLOONS' Ki Tarah Hote Hain. , """' , '. .' ', , ' .' ,,, .' (',')/" < _????_ 1 Dafa Hath Se ChooT Jayen To Wapis Nahi Aatay.. Is Liye Meine Socha Hai.. K Aap Ko Phusssssss Kar K Apni Jaib Mein Hi Rakh Loon..

Faqer: Pani mile ga? Bacha: Lassi ho jaye tho ? Faqer: Bohut acha, wo 3 Pyalay pi k bola: Gar mein Koi Lassi nahi pita Kya? Bacha: Pitay tho hai Par aaj Lassi mein Chipkali gir gai thi Faqer ne piyala zameen pe de mara Bacha: Ammi ! Faqeer ne Pyala tor dia Ammi: Offo Ab Munna poti kis mein kare ga.

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

A little boy snd sms to his girl frnd : Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u send me ur photo? its really very urgent. Girl: But why dear, Boy: We r playing cards & I have lost my "QUEEN"

1 Aqal Mand Se Kuch Daer akely Baat Karna 1 Mahiny tak Kitaben (books) Parhne Se Behter Hai Lekin... Abi call maat karna...! Q K Mey Farigh nahi Houn.

1 larki DOCTOR ko phone par: Meri behan ko current laga hy, hum kya karen? : DOCTOR:Aap 2 nafil shukrany K ada karen K apki taraf Bijli hy,

Wo Mjhsy Mil Kr Roi Itna k . . . . . Us k Naak Ka BulBula Dkh K Meri Hssi Nikl Gai (,'')/Aaee Haee < >Naak to saaf krle gandi bachi

Golden words Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay "Manna Lena" Chahiye Kyun K Wo Lanti Saary Raaz" janta hai,...