Tag: Jokes

Hum DIYE pr hath rakh k qasm khate h ___() /__/ k hm aj se apko SMS kr k pareshn nh krenge ___ /__/ O teri kher DIYA bujh gya Plan cancel.

1 Aadmi ne 100 martaba Blood Donate kerny ka Record Qaim Kia.. Blood Bank Intizamia ne uski Wife ko bhi Prize diya. Aadmi Ki Wife ne Hairan ho k poocha, Mujhay Prize Q? Blood Bank Intizamia ne Muskura k kaha Madam,, "Aap ne Nahi Piya tabhi to Hum ne Liya...

Sir:Monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy? Studnt:Agar Msg Prhny Wala Hans Pary Tu Monkey Agar Na Hansey Tu Donkey Aaj To Phas Gaye.

Jab kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke ke saath dekhta hu to, Dil pe haath rakh ke khud ko tasalli deta hu Bhai-Behan hain,:-> Bhai-Behan hain.

Tm badlo tou majborian bht hain.... Hm badlien tou bewafai ka ilzam.... Tashreeh: Hmara kutta kutta...! Tmhara kutta TOMMY....

10 Kawe Mil Kar itna Kaww Kaww Nahi Karte Jitna, . . . . . . . . Jitna F.B Pe 2 Larkiyaan HMMM HMMM Karti Hain. (,")/'Hhmm <<) (/ Sahi Bol _/ /_ Rahi Ho

10 Kawe Mil Kar itna Kaww Kaww Nahi Karte Jitna, . . . . . . . . Jitna F.B Pe 2 Larkiyaan HMMM HMMM Karti Hain. (,")/'Hhmm <<) (/ Sahi Bol _/ /_ Rahi Ho :-D

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge . Tum "Jigar" Mango Wo b Denge . "Eyes" Mango Wo b Denge QK . us din Hum ne Qurbani karni hai Inshallah BAKRA EID"Mubark