Sms / Golden Words

Kashif Yaqoob

Duniya Main "ghussa" Wo Munfarid "haram" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "halal" Hai

1- Duniya Main "GHUSSA" Wo Munfarid "HARAM" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "HALAL" Hai. 2- Lafzon K Daant Nahi Hote, Lekin Ye Kaat Lete Hen Aur Agar Ye Kaat Len Tu Phir In K Zakham Zindagi Bhar Nahi Bharte. 3- Baat Tameez Se Aur aitraaz Daleel Se Karo Q K Zuban Tu Hewano K Munh Mein Bhi Hoti Hai. Magar Wo Ilm Aur Saleeqe Se Mahroom Hote Hen. 4- Fitrat, Soch Aur Halaat Mein Tasadum Hai "Warna" Insaan Kesa Bhi Ho Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hota...

· 7 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: golden-words Tags: Insaan Cute Aadmi Golden Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Aadmi Dost Se: Yaar Aisi Bewi Ko Kya Kahen Gay

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2013 at 11:07
Category: wife Tags: Biwi Wife Dost Jokes Funny Sms Aadmi
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Jo Aadmi Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

· 1 Like · May 30, 2013 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Aadmi Husband Jokes Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Ks Chez Ka Khaaait Hy?

1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D

· 2 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Aadmi Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Sardar

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Kitney Aadmi Thay?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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2 Aadmi Aapas Man Larae

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Ek Aadmi

ek aadmi topian (cap) bechta hoa jangal main gia wahan ek drakht (tree) k nechey let gia
aur so gia Jab aankh khuli tou topian (caps)
naheen they woh bara pareshan hoa dhondney laga tou uchanak uss ney drakht (tree) k ooper dekha tou sarey bandar (monky) ne topian pehan rakhi theen
uss ne socha k in se topian kaisy loon ussey ek tarqeeb aai us ne jaib (pokit) se ek topi nikali aur apney haath (hand) mai li tou bandroon ne bhi haath main li us ne neechey phenki tou sab bandron ne bhi neechy phenk di aue aadmi ne sab topian uthai aur chala gia
aur gar ja kar betey se kaha k agar tumharey saath kabhi asisa masla ho tou ye tareeqa karna
beta k saath bhi ek din ye masla ho gia us ne bhi topi hath main pakri tou bandroon ne bhi haat main pakar lee us nechey phenki tou bandron ne sar pe pahan lee
aur ye kaha k beta tumen tumharey baap ne samja dia hai tou ki hoa hamen bhi hamare baap ne samjha dia hai

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Aadmi
 
Sms / Uncategorized

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Aik Aadmi Doosray Aadmi K Haath Pay Marta Hai To...

Aik aadmi doosray aadmi k haath pay maartaa hai to woh ussay kehtaa hai k keyoon mara to doosray admi nay kaha k shuker karo k tumharay paoo (foot) pay nahi mara warna paoo bharii ho jata

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Funny

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2 Aadmi Janat Main

2 aadmi janat main milty hain 1 2sray say tum kasy marey 1 sardi lagnay say or tum kasy marey herat say wo kasy 1 din ghar gaya to 1 aadmi ki aawaz sunai di andar gaya to kuch bhi nahi tha sara ghar dekh liya herat say gira or mar gaya 1st aagar fridg khol kar dekh letay to 2ono bach jatey -hahahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
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