Tag: Aadmi
Sms / Golden Words
Kashif Yaqoob
Duniya Main "ghussa" Wo Munfarid "haram" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "halal" Hai
1- Duniya Main "GHUSSA" Wo Munfarid "HARAM" Cheez Hai Jise Peena "HALAL" Hai. 2- Lafzon K Daant Nahi Hote, Lekin Ye Kaat Lete Hen Aur Agar Ye Kaat Len Tu Phir In K Zakham Zindagi Bhar Nahi Bharte. 3- Baat Tameez Se Aur aitraaz Daleel Se Karo Q K Zuban Tu Hewano K Munh Mein Bhi Hoti Hai. Magar Wo Ilm Aur Saleeqe Se Mahroom Hote Hen. 4- Fitrat, Soch Aur Halaat Mein Tasadum Hai "Warna" Insaan Kesa Bhi Ho Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hota...
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Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: golden-words
Tags: Insaan Cute Aadmi Golden Sms
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Aadmi Dost Se: Yaar Aisi Bewi Ko Kya Kahen Gay
Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah
Dost: Afwah
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Jul 24, 2013 at 11:07
Category: wife
Tags: Biwi Wife Dost Jokes Funny Sms Aadmi
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Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Uske Dushman Hain Bahut Aadmi Acha Hoga
Uske dushman hain bahut aadmi acha hoga
Woh bhi meri tarah shahar mein tanha hoga
Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum nah bujhe
Roshni khatm nah kar aagey andhera hoga
Woh bhi meri tarah shahar mein tanha hoga
Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum nah bujhe
Roshni khatm nah kar aagey andhera hoga
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Nov 21, 2007 at 06:11
Category: dard
Tags: Admi Aadmi
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Aik Dafa Aik Aadmi Thaa Jo Apni Gayain Ka Bohat Khiyaal ...
aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Apni Admi Aadmi
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho
Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)
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May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife
Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ye Ks Chez Ka Khaaait Hy?
1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D
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May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes
Tags: Aadmi Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Aadmi Lift Mai
Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.
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Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Admi Aadmi
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Kitney Aadmi Thay?
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
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Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Admi Aadmi
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
2 Aadmi Aapas Man Larae
2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Admi Aadmi
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