Fastest Thing!

A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business.

Just as he is finishing he sees a policeman walking towards him.

He covers the s**t with his hat. When the policeman arrives he asks the man, What have you go under there?

The man replies, I just caught the fastest thing in the world.

The policeman says, Let me have a look.

The man replies, As I said, it--s the fastest thing in the world. If I take the hat off it it will get away.

The policeman tells the man, Take the top hat off and as soon as you do I will catch it.

The man replies, OK if you insist.

When the man lifts the top hat the policeman tries to grab it and gets a handful of s**t.

What--s this? he screams at the man. I told you it was the fastest thing in the world. the man replies, But you sure scared the s**t out of it.
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A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business...

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