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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and
still has not gotton out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging
her to get back into the world.
Finally, Karen says she--d go out, but didn--t know
anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: Mom! I have
someone for you to meet.
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six
weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black
lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: Why the black panties?

She replies: My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore,but down there I am still in mourning.

He knows he--s not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario.
She--s standing there with the black panties on, and
he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: What--s with this black
condom?

He replies: I want to offer my deepest condolences.

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