cyborg.....

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and asks for a drink. After a few minutes, the bartender hears a phone ring. He sees the man lift up his hand and start talking into it. When he stops talking, the bartender asks,
""What are you doing?""

The man says, ""I-m a telephone company executive.I use the phone so much I got a phone implanted in my hand.""

Of course, the bartender didn-t believe him, so the man asked the bartender for the bar-s phone number. He punches it into his hand and the bar-s phone rings! The bartender can-t believe this.
These two soon became good friends. About three drinks later, the man asks where the bathroom is. After about ten minutes, the bartender starts to get worried and thinks that maybe he horted out his hand when he was washing his hands. The bartender walks into the bathroom and sees the man standing there with toilet paper crammed up his
butt.

The bartender asks, ""What are you doing?
""The man says, ""I-m just waiting for a fax.""
note""all my jokes are copied from www.37.com""