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Zahid Mahmood

Goonge Behre

india k 1 sharab khane k pas goonge behre larkon ka colleg tha.sharab khane k counter par khare hue saqi ko bhi goonge larkon k ane jane se isharon ki zuban samajh a gayi thi.1 din 3 goonge larke mil kar 1 hi andaz main apne hath tez tez hila rahe the to saqi ne utha kar inhen bahar phenk dia.pas khare hue 1 sharabi ne poocha kia huwa?saqi bola ye tennon goonge tun ho kar gana ga rahe thay jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahin.......
[shoaib iqbal]

· 1 Like · Sep 08, 2014 at 15:09
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Shagufta Yasmeen

Badi Bat

1 larka school der se pohancha to teacher ne poocha der se kiun aye?larka bola,,, sir hamare gahar main bohat badi bat ho gai thi.teacher...kon c badi bat ho gayi?larka hamari murghi ne anda dia.teacher bola ye kon c badi bat he...larka bola agr badi bat nahi to ap anda de kar dikhayen...
shoaib iqbal]

· 1 Like · Sep 08, 2014 at 11:09
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Abdul Rahman

Heere Ki Angoothi

1 larki ko salgira par 1 heere ki angoothi gift main mili.wo angoothi pehan kar sahelion k sath baith kar baton baton main angoothi wale hath ko kabhi idhar kabhi udhar ghumaye ta k sahelian angoothi dekh len,lekin kisi ne na dekha to boli ,.......... aj kitni garmi he dil karta he angoothi utar kar phenk dun....
[shoaib iqbal]

· 1 Like · Sep 08, 2014 at 06:09
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Nasir Alam

Internet Virus

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

· 2 Like · Sep 07, 2014 at 20:09
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Alishba Khan

Woman Calls

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then?..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?




· 1 Like · Sep 07, 2014 at 15:09
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Sadaf Butt

Itni Khushi

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:





· 1 Like · Sep 07, 2014 at 10:09
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Abdulla Bhatti

Dedicatd 2 Shohada E Pakistan

HUM” ne to sookhi “SHAKHON” pe khoon bahaya hy apna Ab bi “PHOOL” na khilien to “MuQaDAR” ki baat hy.. Dedicatd 2 SHOHADA-E-PAKIStan’

· 2 Like · Sep 06, 2014 at 15:09
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Babar Ali

Bank Balance

Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA
Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA , , ,
*Apna B Bank Balance Hota Agar DADA AAshiq na hota.

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2014 at 15:09
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Wajeeha Ali

Girls World

ITS A GIRLS WORLD
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he--s Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he--s a Flirt.





· 2 Like · Sep 06, 2014 at 05:09
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