khurram paghal hai

Looking 4 a cute- sweet beautiful brother....................!

I remember one nite at an awards banquet for Little League Baseball, I was standing near the bar engaging in idle chit-chat with another parent. Having worn a flattop since my Navy days, naturally I had a disdain for long haired boys. I said, ""And look at that thing over there. How in the world can anyone tell if it--s a boy or a girl ?""

The other parent said, ""Well, since that --thing-- is my son, I can assure you that --it-- is indeed a boy.""

Naturally, I was embarrassed as hell, and quickly replied ""Oh, I--m so sorry, I didn--t know you were the boy--s Father.""

""Actually, I--m his Mother."" she said as she walked away.

do machar[mosquito]cinema hall se film dek ker nikalte hai tho ik machar doosre se kehta hai kio darling paidal chale ke kotha[dog]kara le.

aik gher main aik room hota hai,aur sari family uss main he soti hai, unn ki aik beti ka naam hota hai bholi,, aik raat uss ke ma aur baap kehtey hain aik dossrey ke aaj raat ko ho jaye,, tou uss ki maa ko bhool jata hai,us ka husband wait kerta he rehta hai, uss ko thori thori neend ajati hai,, aur uss ki beti raat ko uth ke pani peeney jati hai aur bhool ke apney baap ke bes pe chali jati hai, aur us ka baap shuru hojata hai uss ki saath,, aur woh kehti hai,, baapu main bholi,, tou woh kehta hai,, tey pehley kyon nahi boli

AIK RESTAURANT MAY SWIMMING POOL KAY KINARAY AIK LARKI NAHANAY KAY LIYA KAPRAY UTAR KAR JUMP KARNAY WALI HOTI HAY ,KAY WAITER USAY ROOK DETA HAY. KEHTA HAI KAY YAHAAN NAHANA MANA HAY LARKI POOCHTI HAY .TUM US WAQT KIUN NA BOOLAY JAB MAY KAPRAY UTAR RAHI THEE. WAITER JAWAB DETA HAI,YAHAAN NAHAANA MANA HAI KAPRAY UTARNA NAHI!

a larka chowk mein khara hota hai ayk
larky ic kay pass say guzerty hai
larka osy kehta hai
""kiya tehl tehl kar chaltee ho kya kise
ko marr dalo gee thoree see dedo kya ghar mein ja kar is ka achar dalo gee""
laraky ose jwaab dety hai
""kya karoon mary chal hi asy hai ghar
mein ja kar sister ki lelo cheese(thing)
dono ki ek jaisy hai""

jahaa.N gaaye the Khushiyo.n ke taraane
muqaddar dekhiye roye vahii.n par
hu_e masjid se gum juute hamaare
jahaa.N se paaye the, khoye vahii.n par.bye shye..gr8est hsira ever boren...after alltha gr8est..

You-ll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. an essay on the Indian cow:
The Cow:
HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because
he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred
to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps
attached to his basement. horses dont have any such attachment. What can it do? Various
ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to
cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only
because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to
trees, plants as we! ll as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew
with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the
ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He had got tails also,ituated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon
he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and
nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow..... Surprisingly, the candidate passed the
exam!
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