THE COW!!!!

You-ll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. an essay on the Indian cow:
The Cow:
HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because
he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred
to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps
attached to his basement. horses dont have any such attachment. What can it do? Various
ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to
cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only
because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to
trees, plants as we! ll as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew
with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the
ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.He had got tails also,ituated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon
he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and
nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow..... Surprisingly, the candidate passed the
exam!
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