sardarji

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands

""Rubi!""

""Woof!""

""Press the red button.""

""Woof! Woof!""

""Moti!""

""Woof!""

""Press the white button.""

""Woof! Woof!""

""Sardarji!""

""Woof.""

""Stop barking, feed the dogs and don-t touch anything!""

Sardarji calls Air India.

""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""

""Just a sec,"" says the rep.

""Thank you."" says the Sardarji and hangs up.

A SARDARJI STOPPED SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE BECAUSE SOMEBODY TOLD HIM THAT IT-S NOT GOOD TO SLEEP WITH MARRIED WOMEN.

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise
ome money
he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went
to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him,
""I-ve kidnapped you.""
The Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
""I-ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a
paper bag &
put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side
of the
city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".
The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent him
home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and
sure
enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The
Sardarji pened up
the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, ""How could you
do this to
a fellow Sardarji ?!""

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody
had told
him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

A sardarji is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab
mail to
arrive. There is an anouncement ""Passengers to note.. Train no 234
dn
Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on -platform- no.1
shortly.""
Hearing this sardarji gets panicky..He immediately picked up his
baggage,jumped on to the railway track and stood there..

Four Sardarji-s were waiting a on Railway Platform for the ""Punjab
Mail"".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train
running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am
will now
start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill, the four
sardarjis
decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get
back to the
station they see ""Punjab Mail"" just leaving the platform.So
sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train..
One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the
last
boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji -s
who managed to get into the train met each other in one of the
bogies
they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing
.....laughin....and.........laughing.
Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked
the
Sardarji-s .... ""Arre, what-s so funny ? Why are you both
laughing so
madly?
One of the Sardarji-s managed to reply "" Actually the two who were
supposed
to take this train got left behind......we ....just came to see
them off
!!!!!!!!!!""

Two sardarjis are in a railway station....""Can i take this train to Lahore?""asks the first
""No""answer the RR
""Can I""asks the second Sardarji

Four Sardarji-s were waiting a on Railway Platform for the ""Punjab
Mail"".
As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train
running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am
will now
start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill, the four
sardarjis
decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get
back to the
station they see ""Punjab Mail"" just leaving the platform.So
sardarjis start
running desperately to board the train..
One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the
last
boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji -s
who managed to get into the train met each other in one of the
bogies
they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing
.....laughin....and.........laughing.
Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked
the
Sardarji-s .... ""Arre, what-s so funny ? Why are you both
laughing so
madly?
One of the Sardarji-s managed to reply "" Actually the two who were
supposed
to take this train got left behind......we ....just came to see
them off
!!!!!!!!!!""

A nurse called up a Sardarji and congrats on becoming father, Sardarji replies saying please do not inform my wife I want to give her surprise.