Sms / Sardar

Safia Saeed

Answering Machine

Answering Machine!
A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon.

· 3 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 20:04
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Sms / Sardar

Wafa Chaudhry

Application Form

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there.After much thought he wrote : Yes

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2015 at 00:04
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Sms / Sardar

Qamar Jabbar

Sardarjee In A Multi National Company

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly! The voice from the other side responded,You fool you--ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you--re talking to, dumbo? No, replied the trainee It--s the Managing Director of the company, you fool! The Sardarji shouted back, And do you know who YOU are talking to, youfool?
No., replied the Managing Director. Good!, replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

· 2 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 19:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Faisal Razzaq

Sardarjee sTest Report

One Sardarji Had Some Health Problem And Was Advised For Urine Test. In The Morning He Puts Urine In A Bottle And Kept In The Toilet. His Wife Goes To Toilet And By Mistake She Hits The Urine Bootle And Urine Spills. She Thought Sardarji Will Get Angry, She Put Her Urine In That Bottle.
After Some Time Sardarji Takes That Bottle To Lab And Gives For Testing. In The Evening He Goes To Collect The Report And Is Shocked To See The Result Showing He Is Pregnant. He Comes Home And Shouts At His Wife Tenu Kinni Vas Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya.

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2015 at 15:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Moona Malik

Intelligent Bantu

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?

No son, that--s because you are intelligent.

Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??

No son, that--s because you are intelligent, replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??

The father replies, No son, that--s because you are 31 years old.

· 1 Like · Apr 26, 2015 at 05:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Yousuf Ahmed

Pregnant

sardar tellls to his wife,tell me sardarni a beautiful joke in which i am not including.
sardarni says , well sardar je i m pregnant

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2015 at 16:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Samreen Qaisar

SARDAR G

ek dafa ek sardar ji se ek larki nay kaha k
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de

· 1 Like · Apr 22, 2015 at 16:04
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Sms / Sardar

Sofia Abid

Sardar

aik sardar apnay uncle say milnay k liay america jata hai woh jahaaz main batha hua hota hai k pilot aata hai woh kahta hai k aap ka suffer bohat acha jaa raha hai kissi pareeshani ki zaroorat nahin k achanak speckar say aik admi bolta hai o bairda garak hoo gya sab loog pareeshaan hoo jatay hain sardar ka rang urd jata hai k achanak woh he admi bolta hai k parashaani ki zaroorat nahin woh dara sal air hostes coffee laa rahi k mujh par gir gi isi wajah say meray moo say nikla o bairda garak hoo gya kisi parashaani ki zaroorat nahin yeh sunanay k baad sardar bolta hai k teri tay khusk hoo gi hai jairdi meri niklii hai unoon koon toy ga

· 2 Like · Apr 22, 2015 at 02:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Waheed

Riddle

A SARDAR JI PULLED OUT 6 PEOPLE FRM A BURNING HOUSE... BUT STILL HE WAS JAILED
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WHY
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COZ ALL THE 6 WERE FIRE BRIGADE STAFF

· 1 Like · Apr 20, 2015 at 11:04
Category: sardar
 
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