sardar ka susar use jute se mar raha tha,ksi ne pucha kia hua bhai kiun mar rahe ho?susar bola,,,, is ki wife ne ise hospitel se sms kia k tum bap ban gaye.......is kanjar ne sms apne 4 doston ko forword kar dia[shoaib iqbal]

Sardar k truck k peeche likha tha
Chota parivar Sukhi Parivar
aur uske neeche likha tha
Tinu
minu
chintu
chinky
pinky
guddu
guddi
sonu
monu
shonu
de papa di gaddi

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He--s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, --What--s in the bags?-- --Sand,-- answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, --We--ll just see about that. Get off the bike.--

Iqbal--s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji--s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, --What have you got?-- --Sand,-- says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn--t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a --Dhaba-- in Islamabad.

--Hey, Buddy,-- says Iqbal, --I know you are smuggling something. It--s driving me crazy. It--s all I think about...I can--t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?--

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, --Bikes--

Sardar goes 2 gulabo--s home
n knocks da door,
Gulabo: Kaun ?
Sardar: Main !
Gulabo: Main kaun ?
Sardar: Tu gulabo hor kaun !!!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon


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Sardar: khan sahib duniya ka sab
sy mushkil tareen kam kon sa hy?

pathan: sab sy mushkil kam Sochna hy.

sardar: Congratulation !
you have passed.......

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise --beach-- kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Shear with me great

Sardar ki ghari kharab hogai.......
Usne thori dhear socha phirghari ko khool diya.....
Ghari ko jab khola tu us main macchar mara para tha...
Sardar phoot phoot kar rone laga..
Pass se ghuzarte admi ne rone ki waja pochi..
Then sardar answerd:Meri ghri ka driver marr hgaya hai..
He He He