I bet when you go to the zoo
you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to accha kia hota zindagi main

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao
kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi â€کdalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,""teen dabe wala""