Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Dil ne Dil se khuch kehna chhoor diya...

Ankhon Ne Ankhon se Milna chhoor diya...

LUX 25 Rupey ka kiya huwa...

Appne tou Mouh dhona hi Chhoor diya!!!

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

I saw U on ROAD today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Who Wants 2 B A
آ£MILLIONAIREآ£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Aasmaan pe jitny sitarey hin
samandar k jitney kinarey hin
ankhon k jitney esharey hin
itney hi SCROW dheeley tumharey hin........