Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na...

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! ""MOBILE"" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai...
Sone ko sona katta hai...
Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din... Tumhe kutta katega...