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Ijunoon

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Tou Bas Ek Hi Khayal Aata Hai....

Reh reh kar mujh ko tou bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht nah jane kaun se sabun se nahata hai!!

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 04:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

1 Barsat Ki Raat

1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hont,
-Hum dono ki nazarein mili,
-usse dekh ke aisa laga ki
.
.
.
Kal usse 100% sardi hogi!

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

Express Smart Ideas

Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.
Lady: How many wives do u have?
Doctor: Two :-D

Moral :eXPRESS SMART IDEAS, Smartly

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Sneha

Star Plus

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan dou
ke mai marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun.
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra,
ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

God Has Given So Many Qualities To U

God has given so many qualities to u...
gud looks, personality,charm, intelligence
and
many more.
this is called as ""Allah mehrban to gadha pehlwan"" !!!

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

Subzi Manddi

""LIPS"" bhindi ki tarah

""GAAL""tamatar ki tarah

""EYES"" matar ki tarah

AUR Face ""GOBHI "" ki tarah!

EK dost mila

woh bhi subzi manddi ki tarah.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ijunoon

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
Aur husn ke tewar nokilay ho gaye
Hum izhaar karne mein thore dheelay ho gaye
Aur un ke haath peelay ho gaye...
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
Unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
K har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 10:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jo Tere Hotel Ke Kharchay Utha Na Sakay

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharchay utha nah sakay...
Mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda nah kare...!!!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 10:11
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Khuda Hotel
 
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Ijunoon

Kabhi Hosla Bhi Aazmaana Chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmaana chahiye
Bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
Jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite...
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye...

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 10:11
Category: naughty-insult
 
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