Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Tum Shikari Nahin Ban Jao Gey

Jis tarah aik machar ko maarnay se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Most People Have Five Senses

Most people have five senses.
Some people have six senses.
But u r blessed with seven senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

My Eyes Detected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Woh Subah Ki Thandak,

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shampu ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye tou sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

A Boy Told His Friend,

A boy told his friend,
yaar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

Friend answered:
Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Friend Boy
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Mosam Shabab Ka

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen tou dekho
sms parhne wala mendak talaab ka

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult Tags: Sharab
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Monkey & Donkey

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is ur

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
Sms / Naughty Insult

Ijunoon

Types Of People….

Types of people:

Pretender:farts silently then acts innocent.
SHY:farts softly den smiles.
Arrogant:farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky:tries to fart but shits.



· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
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