Mom: what would you like to be when you grow uppp??
Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya.
Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:

A girl and boy were siting alone,

that boy started touching de girl,

girl dont touch me,

all this only after marriage,

boy, ok
call me when u r married.

bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe bhi shadi karni hai. bandar bola beti sabr rakh, dulha abhi SMS padh raha hai, padkar muskurayega to rista pakka samajho

1 pathan ki nai nai shadi hui.or chand mah baad doston ne use xxx dikha di.us ne bhi ghar ja k wesa hi style lagane ki koshish ki.bivi ko deewar k sath khada kar k 10 foot k fasle se bhag kar aya to us ki bivi dar k mare peeche hat gayi.pathan seedha deewar k sath jaa laga,or aage se kafi nuksan huwa/ghuse main a kar bivi ko us k man bap k han chor aya,larki ne apne walden ko sara qissa sunaya.1 hafte k baad pathan jub bivi ko lene gaya to us k susar ne kaha beta bat ye he .,,...leni he to seedhi tarah le nahin to hum khud le len ge[,..shoaib iqbal].,,.#

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Kehta Hai K Mai Suhag Raat Train Mai Banaoonga Jab Mai Kanhoo K Samose Garm
Hai Tum Kehna K Pepsi Khul Gayi Is Tarah Hum Suhag Raat Bana Lenge Sardar Uper Ki Seat Le Leta Hai Raat Ko Kehta Hai Samose Garam Hai Biwi Kehati Hai Pepsi Khul Gayi
Is Tarah 3 .. 4 Baar Ho Jaata Hai Fir Raat Ko Sardar Kehta Hai Samose Garam Hai Biwi Kehati Hai Pepsi Khul Gayi Aik Budha Neeche Kalap Kar Kehta Hai Pepsi K Chakkar Mai Limca Neeche Mat Gira Dena

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