aik din 1 Farishta Janwaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha,,,,

Sher--- Pathan

Cheeta--- Rajput

Zebra--- Malik

Khota--- Shiekh

Khota bola: O paa jee main khota he thek aan.. hahahhahaha

pathan ko aik chirag mila. Usne ye chirag rugra jis mia se jin nikla us ne kha mere aka mai aap ki 3 wishes puri kru ga btaye kya hukm hai .
pathan
1. Aik bra bangla ho.
2.us mai khoob dolat mnd log rhte ho
3.Aur mai us gher mai chokidar lag jauu
hahahahahaha

Aik pathan 2sre Pathan se

Ager tum yeh bta do k merri tokri main kia hay?To woh sare anday tere.

Ager yeh b bata de ke woh kitne hain to woh 18 k 18 tere.

Aager yeh b bata de k woh kis janwar k hain to woh Murghi b teri.

Dusra Pathan: Yaara koi Eshara to de.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....................................

ak pathan apni girlfrnd ko apne ghar laigaya tu light band ki.... parde band kiye sare kamre main andhera kiya or girlfrnd k pass gaya or kaha dekho hamari ghari (watch) main light jalta hai............ haha

air hostes pathan se=sir aap kia lena pasand karan gai
pathan=mera lya taaweez wali chai lao,
air hostes sir wo taweez wali chai nahi tea bag hai.ha ha

PATHAN KO KHUWAB MAIN KISI NE NANGA KARDIA SUBA PATHAN NE JAKAR APNA BANK ACCOUNT CLOSE KARWA DIYA................. Q K BANK MAIN LIKHA THA HM APK SAPNO KO HAQIQAT ME BADAL DAIGE........

1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN...???
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MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN

hahahahah

once sardar ji was waching a xxx movie
he saw his wife in the movie . he blushed then thanked GOD tha





That it was only a movie
hahahahahahahahahaha

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du