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Words that a parent knows the true meanings of:
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn-t appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you-re mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they-re sure you-re not
raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby-s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby-s pacifier by blowing on
it and wiping it with saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby-s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting
noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn-t appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you-re mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they-re sure you-re not
raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby-s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby-s pacifier by blowing on
it and wiping it with saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby-s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting
noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
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