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Anam Lateef
Santa Talking 2 His Son, Pappu: U Should Never Lie. One Lie ...
Santa talking 2 his son, Pappu: U should never lie. One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it, U become a lawyer.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 07:10
Category: SantaBanta
News / Entertainment
Muzammil Shahzad
Hollywood Film Son Of Batman Ka Pehla Trailor Jari
مشہور زمانہ سپر ہیرو بیٹ مین برائیوں کے خاتمے کیلئے ہمیشہ تیار نظر آتا ہے لیکن اس بار بیٹ مین کا بیٹا بھی برائی کیخلاف میدان میں ہے۔ اسی سلسلے میں ہالی ووڈ اینیمیٹڈ کامک فلم سن آف بیٹ مین کا پہلا ٹریل...
مزید پڑھیں
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Jan 23, 2014 at 12:01
Category: entertainment
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Sms / Fathers Day
Shahbaz Ishaq
Relationship Of Father To Son
If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father's day.
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father's day.
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Jun 20, 2011 at 08:06
Category: fathers-day
Sms / Birthday
I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
Birthday Message For Son
I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
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Mar 14, 2011 at 11:03
Category: birthday
Tags: Birthday
Sms / Cool
Sehwags Son
SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain
SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga
;-)
six mar rahe hain
SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga
;-)
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Feb 25, 2011 at 13:02
Category: cool
Sms / Iq
Hassaan
Father....son
Here's an IQ question..
A Father and his son were travelling in a car.
They had an accident.
Father died on the spot.
Son lost his conciousness and was taken to the hospital. Doctor said, I can't operate this boy because he is my son.
Who is the doctor?Reply or ur iq will b considred WEAK!
A Father and his son were travelling in a car.
They had an accident.
Father died on the spot.
Son lost his conciousness and was taken to the hospital. Doctor said, I can't operate this boy because he is my son.
Who is the doctor?Reply or ur iq will b considred WEAK!
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Aug 04, 2009 at 14:08
Category: iq
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
A Man Told Santa Ur Son Is Dead!!!!!!!!
1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Father And Son
son, dad can you read with out light
father yes son please read my report book and signature on it.
father yes son please read my report book and signature on it.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
maa apnay son say
maa apny son say kahti hay k bathroom say bahir nikalo son kahta hay maa lota bahir hay khod hi hen i jaayi gi
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Dad & Son(student)
Student:I do not want to do my Maths any more?
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.
Dad:WHY?
Student:Beacuse my new teacher does not know how to add.Yesterday,she said that 7+3=10.Today,she told us that 8+2=10.Can-t she make up her mind.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Student
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Angry Son
Dad to son: When I beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son:I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy u?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Son:I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy u?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Dad 2 Son
Dad 2 Son:
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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