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Pathan Aur Chireyah !
dada logh suno !
EK DAFA EK PATHAN DARAKHT (TREE) K NECHE BEHTA HOTA HAI TO ITNE MAI ACHANAK IS PER EK CHIRHREYAH IS PER POTY KER DETI HAI TO WO PATHAN KEHTA HAI K TERI AMMA KIYA TUJHE (CHAHDHI) NAHI PEHNATIN?
EK DAFA EK PATHAN DARAKHT (TREE) K NECHE BEHTA HOTA HAI TO ITNE MAI ACHANAK IS PER EK CHIRHREYAH IS PER POTY KER DETI HAI TO WO PATHAN KEHTA HAI K TERI AMMA KIYA TUJHE (CHAHDHI) NAHI PEHNATIN?
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ak pathan
to gastiea hotey hain . on ki sadi honey wali hptey ha . aik gastey dosery ka marey kohley bohat main kia karo to dosery kahtey ha ka patas rakh lo to wo patas rakh latey os ki sadi ik kahan sa ho jatey sohag rate ko wo karney lagta ha to dahmaka hota ha to gistey kah ti ha kuch nahi hoa seel kohley to khan kata ha ka taryu seel koh li ha mara tata or gia ha
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Pathan (agay Pechay)
4 PATHAN HOTAY HAIN WO MILL KAR BUSINESS
START KARNAY KA SOCHATY HAIN AUR BOHAT SOCH KAR FAISLA KARTAY HAIN K 5 STAR HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN. WO AIK 5 STAR HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN AUR US MAIN BOHAT MEHNAT KARTAY HAIN 1 YEAR TAK WO HOTEL CHALLATAY HAIN MAGAR UN K HOTEL MAIN KOI NAHI ATA WO HOTEL KO CLOSE KAR DAYTAY HAIN AUR PROGRAM BANATAY HAIN 1 MOTOR GARIDGE KHOTAY HAIN .WO 1 BIG GARIDGE KHOLTAY HAIN WO BHI 1 YEAR TAK CHALATAY HAIN MAGAR MOTOR GARIDGE MAIN BHI KOI NAHI ATA WO US KO BHI CLOSE KAR DAYTAY HAIN. AUR 1 TAXI LAY LAYTAY HAIN AUR US KO 1 YEAR TAK CHALATAY HAIN US MAINKHOOB GHOOMTAY HAIN MAGAR UN KI TAXI MAIN KOI NAHI BETHTA TO WO US KO GHUSSAY MAIN KHARAB KAR DAYTAY HAIN .(JAB WO TAXI KO PHENK NAY JA RAHAY HOTAY HAIN TO NA TO WO AGAY JATEE HAY NA PEECHAY JATEE HAY .. KYUN??)
ANSWER[{(JAB WO HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN TO US K BHAI BOARD LAGATAY HAIN K NO VECANCY MEANS ,JAB WO MOTOR GARIDGE KHOLTAY HAIN TO WO US KO BUILDING K 1ST FLOOR PE KHOLTAY HAIN ,JAB TAXI CHALATAY HAIN TO CHAROON (4) SAATH BETH K JATAY HAIN SAWAREE K LIAY ,AUR JAB TAXI KO PENKH NAY JATAY HAIN TO 2 AGAY SAY DUKHA LAGAY TAY HAIN AUR 2 PEECHAY SAY ]}) ...........
START KARNAY KA SOCHATY HAIN AUR BOHAT SOCH KAR FAISLA KARTAY HAIN K 5 STAR HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN. WO AIK 5 STAR HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN AUR US MAIN BOHAT MEHNAT KARTAY HAIN 1 YEAR TAK WO HOTEL CHALLATAY HAIN MAGAR UN K HOTEL MAIN KOI NAHI ATA WO HOTEL KO CLOSE KAR DAYTAY HAIN AUR PROGRAM BANATAY HAIN 1 MOTOR GARIDGE KHOTAY HAIN .WO 1 BIG GARIDGE KHOLTAY HAIN WO BHI 1 YEAR TAK CHALATAY HAIN MAGAR MOTOR GARIDGE MAIN BHI KOI NAHI ATA WO US KO BHI CLOSE KAR DAYTAY HAIN. AUR 1 TAXI LAY LAYTAY HAIN AUR US KO 1 YEAR TAK CHALATAY HAIN US MAINKHOOB GHOOMTAY HAIN MAGAR UN KI TAXI MAIN KOI NAHI BETHTA TO WO US KO GHUSSAY MAIN KHARAB KAR DAYTAY HAIN .(JAB WO TAXI KO PHENK NAY JA RAHAY HOTAY HAIN TO NA TO WO AGAY JATEE HAY NA PEECHAY JATEE HAY .. KYUN??)
ANSWER[{(JAB WO HOTEL KHOLTAY HAIN TO US K BHAI BOARD LAGATAY HAIN K NO VECANCY MEANS ,JAB WO MOTOR GARIDGE KHOLTAY HAIN TO WO US KO BUILDING K 1ST FLOOR PE KHOLTAY HAIN ,JAB TAXI CHALATAY HAIN TO CHAROON (4) SAATH BETH K JATAY HAIN SAWAREE K LIAY ,AUR JAB TAXI KO PENKH NAY JATAY HAIN TO 2 AGAY SAY DUKHA LAGAY TAY HAIN AUR 2 PEECHAY SAY ]}) ...........
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Train Chal Rahi Hoti Aur Aik Aadmi Aur Aik Pathan.....
Train chal rahi hoti raat ka waqt hota hai to aik aadmi train ko roknai ke liyee chain khainchta hai to auper se awaz aati hai "" abay kiya karta hai "" phir woh aadmi phir chain khainchta hai to phir wohi awaz aati hai "" abay ganda tum kya karta hai "" kafi deer tak woh karta rehta hai lakin train ko roknai naqam ho jata hai phir jab sobah hoti hai to aur walai bed se aik pathan aata aur ghusai main kehta hai
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""
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Pathan Bhai
ramzan kay din thay,mujhe pata nahi tha kay ramzan main segrate nahi petay,main dopahar 2:00 bajay segrate petay hoi jaraha tha kay aik khan sahib nay mujhe roka aur kaha kay rozay main segrate nahi petay mainay segrate phanktay hoi kaha kay khan sahib app nay bhi to niswar lagai hoi hay is par khan sahib nay niswar phaiktay hoi kaha kay""AOI KHANA KHARAB,SEHRY MAin LAGAI THI nikaalna YAAD HI NAHI RAHA""
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Pathan
Ek barr ek pathan plane mein ja raha ho ta hai, to ek aurat ati hai or usko bolti hai ke jis seat per ap bethe hein wo meri hai.......pathan kehta hai ke nahin baba hum idher se kaheen nahin jaye ga........wo aurat phir se request kerti hai ke bhai sahab ye seat number mera hai apka nahin.....Pathan phir bhi uski batt nahin manta or kehta hai ke hum is seat ki kaheen nahin jayega......wo aurat itni der mein plane ke baqi logoon ko bola leti hai or sub usko samjha rahe hote hein ke ap hatt jaye app ki seat ye nahin hai.....lekin wo pathan ek hee bolta hai dubara ke mein yaha se nahin jaoonga......peeche ek banda betha hoaa kafi der se ye tamasha dekh raha hota hai.....wo banda uth ker ata hai or pathan ke kan mein kuch kehta hai or pathan uth ker apni seat pe chala jata hai.........Sub heran ho jate hein ke hum itni der se usko samjha rahe the to wo nahin gaya lekin is bande ke ek barr kehne se wo apni seat per chala gaya......sub us bande se poochne lagte hein ke bhai apne aisa kya kaha usse ke usni apni seat badal li....wo banda kehta hai bhai ap jayein or apni seat per beth jaye mene jo kehna tha keh diya.....phir bhi log request kerte hein ke plzzz batien apne aisa kya kaha usko....to woo banda kehta hai ke mene us pathan ko bolo ke jahan tum jarahe hoo wahan ye SEAT nahin jati....
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Pathan Sahab
Aik din cinema me khan sahab apni wife ke sath picture dekhney jaty hai , cenema pohunch ker khan sab apni wife ko kehty hai k tum aunder ja ker apni seet per bethoo me kuch khany k liyee nimco or coldrink lee ker aa raha hoo.
wife ja ker apni seet per beeth jati hai our film dekhny lagti hai jub khan sahab aaty hai to un ko kuch dikhai nahi deeta woh gate keeper se kehty hai ke bhai meri wife under bethi howii hai mager mujhaay nazar nahi aa rahi tum meri madad karo to gate keeper kehta hai k aap ka seet kia hai jis per khan sahab apna seet number batatty hai .
to gate keeper kehtaa hai k woh jo burkhay me aurat behthi hai wahi tumhara wife lagta hai mager ahtiyaat ke toor per pooch lena.. khan sahab kushi kushi ja ker un ladies ko jo ke burqaah pehen ker bheeti hoti hai un see kehty hai k MAAF KERNA BEHEN G KAHI TUM HAMARA B.V TO NAHI HAI .?...........><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><>
wife ja ker apni seet per beeth jati hai our film dekhny lagti hai jub khan sahab aaty hai to un ko kuch dikhai nahi deeta woh gate keeper se kehty hai ke bhai meri wife under bethi howii hai mager mujhaay nazar nahi aa rahi tum meri madad karo to gate keeper kehta hai k aap ka seet kia hai jis per khan sahab apna seet number batatty hai .
to gate keeper kehtaa hai k woh jo burkhay me aurat behthi hai wahi tumhara wife lagta hai mager ahtiyaat ke toor per pooch lena.. khan sahab kushi kushi ja ker un ladies ko jo ke burqaah pehen ker bheeti hoti hai un see kehty hai k MAAF KERNA BEHEN G KAHI TUM HAMARA B.V TO NAHI HAI .?...........><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><>
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Pathan Pathan
Ek Pathan Police Station gaya or Reporte darj kraty howy sipahi ho kaha, ""Janab Hamara ghar men chor ghus Aai thee, hum ne us ko pakar kar band de hay."" sapahi nay kaha, ""khan sahb, mazbooti say banda hay na."" pathan nay kaha,""han sahb ham nay us ko tang main mazbod rasa band diya hay."" sipahi nay kaha, ""sirf tang main, is tarah tu wo hath say rasa khol kar bhag gaya hoga.""
Pathan nay sar pay hath martay howy kaha, ""Aray ye bat to humara Zehan main nahen tha."" yeh kah kar wo jany laga, thora Aagay jakar phir ruk gaya or sipahe kay sath taali milaty howy kahni laga, ""Kaisy bhagi ga, wo bhee Pathan hay."" ha ha ha ha....umaid hay ke pathanoon kay alawa sab ko pasand Aaya hoga.
Pathan nay sar pay hath martay howy kaha, ""Aray ye bat to humara Zehan main nahen tha."" yeh kah kar wo jany laga, thora Aagay jakar phir ruk gaya or sipahe kay sath taali milaty howy kahni laga, ""Kaisy bhagi ga, wo bhee Pathan hay."" ha ha ha ha....umaid hay ke pathanoon kay alawa sab ko pasand Aaya hoga.
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Speciallity Of Pathan
Aik dafa ak pathan qabeelay main yeh baat nikalti hay kay pathanoon ko Akhroot kion kaha jata hay. Faisla yeh hota hay kay un main say ak zaheen aadmi shaher jakar pata karay ga. Tu aik aadmi ko shaher bheja jata hay woh shaher akar ak rakshay walay se pochta hay pathanoon ko akhroot kion kahtay hain, woh us say kehta hay tum meray ak sawal ka jawab dedo phir bataon ga, woh pochta hay ""meray ghar main 4 members hain 2 meray bachay 1 meri bewi batao 4th kaon hay"" pathan bhai mushkal main parjatay hain tu woh us ko batata hay 4th main hoon. Pathaan bhai moon taktay hoay wapas village ajatay hain Lekin woh yehi sawal apnay jargay main pochtay hain sub pareshan hojatay hain mashwaray hotay hin mager kuch samajh main nahi ata to sub kahtay hain tum batao. Pathan bhai kehtay hain Gadhoon Rakshay wala...
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