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Shahbaz Ishaq
Pathan Or Pehlwan
Pathan: Tum 1 Bar Me Kitny Admi Utha Skty Ho
Pehalwan: Kam Se Kam 10
Pathan: Basss!
Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hy Jo Subah Pury Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hy. ;->
Pehalwan: Kam Se Kam 10
Pathan: Basss!
Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hy Jo Subah Pury Mohally Ko Utha Deta Hy. ;->
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Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Man 2 Pathan
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
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Apr 25, 2012 at 20:04
Category: funny
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Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Pathan Or Cat
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
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Apr 25, 2012 at 20:04
Category: funny
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Pathan Passport Banwane Gaya
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Pathan Apna Rishta Dekhnay Gaya
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Pathan S Logic
Pathan s logic
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: 'Frog'
Why?
Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: 'Frog'
Why?
Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Police Man To Pathan
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
'bus stop'
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
'bus stop'
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
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Apr 17, 2012 at 15:04
Category: funny
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Waseem Mughal
Kuch Pathan
Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.
Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??
Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.
Admi: Magar ooper kiu?
Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..
Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??
Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.
Admi: Magar ooper kiu?
Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..
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Nov 11, 2010 at 16:11
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Funny
Waseem Mughal
Ek Pathan Usa Gaya
Ek Pathan USA Gaya
Wahan Wo Church Mei Gya Tou Achank Awaz i
'Tannn'
or Itfaq Se Light Bhi Chali Gai
Pathan Dar K Bola,
''Khana Kharab Bhago! UnderTaker Agaya"'
Wahan Wo Church Mei Gya Tou Achank Awaz i
'Tannn'
or Itfaq Se Light Bhi Chali Gai
Pathan Dar K Bola,
''Khana Kharab Bhago! UnderTaker Agaya"'
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3 Like ·
Jan 27, 2010 at 15:01
Category: funny
Tags: Usa
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