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Pathan
eik pathan eik dukan par jata hai aur eik cheez k pas ja kar kheta hai ye T.V mujhe khareedni hai tu dukandaar kheta k hum pathan ko nahi bechtey woh ghar jata aur paint shirt phen kar ata hai phie kheta hai k k ye T.V mujhe kharedna hai dukandar phir kheta k hum pathan ko nahi bechtey woh dobara ghar jata hai aur hair stylish katwa kar achi trah tyar ho kar ata hai kheta hai ye T.V mujhe kharedna hai tu dukandar kheta hai k hum oathan ko nahi bechety woh pareshan ho jata hai aur dukan dar se pochta hai k tumhe kase pata chalta hai k mai pathan ho woh kheta hai KIO K YE T.V NAHI MICROWAVE HAI
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sardar & Pathan
ik war ik sardar khali patile ch kadshi ghuma reha se......and Pathan said: main 1 ghante to dekh reha ga ki bana rahe ho....sardar: FUDDU bana reha.........
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
ek pthan kay ghar main pathan choor aata hai woh us ko pakar k charpai say bandh kar police offce jata hai wahan ja kar kahta hai k aray yar gulti ho gai police wala kahta hai k woh kiya pathan kahta hai k mai nay us kay sirif paoon hi bandhay hai our hath khook diya hain phir kahta hai k koi bat naheen woh bhi pathan hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
aiek pathaan bas main safarkarraha tha our wahaan aik admi sheez kha raha tha to pathaan ne oss aadmi ko kaha ke tum roza naheen rakhty ho to odher ek dosra ladka khara howa tha aur woh pathan ko kahta hai ke aap ne roaza nahi rakha to pathan ne kaha mene roaza to rakha tha lakin naswar nikalna bhool gaya
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan Ki Zubaan
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai?Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti HaiHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
ik patha ki biwi ne id card bnwaya aor us pe likha tha k Baiwa halan k us ka shohr abi zinda tha. wo pathan ko sath ke kr gai k daikh mera shohr sahi salamat hai aor too ne Baiwa likh dia . Nadra officer ne pistol nikala aor pathan ko khatam kr k bola. Narda wale 1 bar jo likh dain phr usay kaat te nai hain
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan Joke
pathan ne apnay new born baby ko uthaya tu us ne susu ker di. pathan nurse se bola, Sister ye piece leak kerta hai, badal do mehrabani hoga ... pls send funny sms ..Shazia
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sardar & Pathan
1 sardar aur 1 pathan faraz ka shukria ada karnay gaye. Faraz ne pocha kiun/ wo bolay. jab se pakistanio ne ap ki poetry ko rolana shuru kia hai hamari jaan choot gayi hai .. Bushra Anjum -- 0314-4768720
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Loadsheding And Pathan
Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam Pankha to chalao?
Pathan ki wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar Pankha on karengy to mom bati nahi bujh jayege kia
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Pathan: Oye kam se kam Pankha to chalao?
Pathan ki wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar Pankha on karengy to mom bati nahi bujh jayege kia
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
Pathan namaz may khob dua kar raha ta.ya Allah tu lahore ko pakistan ka darul hokomat bana day .kise nay pocha aisa kyn keh rahay ho.
patan.hum apnay paper may yahi lik k aye ha
patan.hum apnay paper may yahi lik k aye ha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan Names.
I f a pathan born near a ghost his name is habbet khan. If a pathan born near a ocean his name samander khan, If a pathan born near a river his name is darya khan, if a pathan born near a pond his name is chasma khan, If a pathan has no brain his name is SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI.(327976670)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan
pathan:molsvi sahab kia wazo k begair namaz hoojati hai molvie nahin khan hoojati hai yara molvie nahin hooti khan sahab
pathan hoojati hai yara mein ne khud per k daikhi hai
pathan hoojati hai yara mein ne khud per k daikhi hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan And Amerrican
American: We are the first who steped on moon.
Pathan: We are the first who steped on sun.
The American replied in shock,!
You can--t land on sun, You will be burned.
Pathan: > Oye! we are not fool.
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Pathan: We are the first who steped on sun.
The American replied in shock,!
You can--t land on sun, You will be burned.
Pathan: > Oye! we are not fool.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha............
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Bush To Pathan
BUSH TO PATHAN.
Tum hum ko OSAMA lado hum tum ko TITANIC wali larki de ga,
PATHAN.
khochay hum tum ko OSAMA dega par
hum ko TITANIC wali larki nahi larka chahiye.
Tum hum ko OSAMA lado hum tum ko TITANIC wali larki de ga,
PATHAN.
khochay hum tum ko OSAMA dega par
hum ko TITANIC wali larki nahi larka chahiye.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan And Girlfrd
pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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