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Asma
Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying
When a person asked what he was doing
He replied Oye! higher studies yaaara
When a person asked what he was doing
He replied Oye! higher studies yaaara
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Pathan Ki Zaban
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha Kay Aap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Mein Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thay Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha Ke Pathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hoti Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: funny
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Gadhay Aur Pathan
Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.
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May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: funny
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Ijunoon
Pathan Riding A Cycle
Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?
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Nov 16, 2007 at 04:11
Category: funny
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Aik Pathan
aik dafa punjab mein cows ka milk nikalnay ka muqabilla howa.aik pathan jo milk nikalnay mein expert tha bohat famous tha. muqablay mein pathan bhi gia.jub muqabilla khatam howa to kissi nay 20 kg aur kissi nay 25 kg milk nikala magar pathan jo bohat expert tha us nay sirf 3 kg milk nikala. logon nay pocha k khan g yeh kia baat hoi to khan nay answer dia ""ullo ka patha saub ko gaaye dia haum ko beel de dia .
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Ek Dafa Pathan K Ghar ,sikh Aur Hindu Rehne Aaye
1 dafa pathan k ghar sikh aur hindu rehne aaye to pathan ne kaha k jo mere bakre ke pas 5 minute guzarey ga jis se buhot booo aati hai us ko 5000 doun ga. sikh gaya to 1 minute bad wapas aagaya jabke hindu gaya to bakra bahar aagaya
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Pathan Bhai
ek din akhbaar main job ka add aata hain or wo job sirf pathano kay liyea hotha hain aglay din office kay bahar pathanu ki lambi line hoti hain sub pathan bari bari enterview de ne jaa tahay hain sawal yea hotha hain kay 25or25 kitnay hothay hain koie kahtha hain 20 or koie 30 tu koie 40 or koie 48
aglay din akhbaar main add atha hain kay 48 answer walay ko nokri milgai logo
ne pucha kay bhai 48 walay ko kiun nokri de di tu unhonay jawab diyea k un sub pathan bhai yeun maim say yeahi sub say kareeb thay
aglay din akhbaar main add atha hain kay 48 answer walay ko nokri milgai logo
ne pucha kay bhai 48 walay ko kiun nokri de di tu unhonay jawab diyea k un sub pathan bhai yeun maim say yeahi sub say kareeb thay
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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shaadi of a pathan
ek bar ak pathan ki shadi hoti hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kar dulhay say kahta hai kai meri behan ka khayal rakhna to dulha kahta hai tum pareshan q hoti hai agar yay tumara behan hai to hamara bhi to behan hai na
laf plz
laf plz
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Pathan
1 pathan jahaz main dobiy jata hai ke samne wali seat se ek admi bath room jata hai pathan us ki seat per baith jata hai jab wo admi wapus aata hai pthan se kahta hai ke apni seat par jao pathan kahta hai nain main dubai ja raha hoon woh admi phir kahta hai ke apni set par jao pathan apni zid pe hota hai woh nain uthta aakhir main aik aur pthan aata hai aur kehta hai kiya masla hai jab use pta chalta hai woh kehata ise main uthata hoon pathan doosre pthan ke kaan main kuch kehata hai tu pathan uth jata hai sab hairan ho jate hain ke itna kehne ke bawjood nahin utha ab kese uth giya sab pathan se kehte hain ke tum ne pthan ke kaan main kiya bola hai ke woh uth giya pthan kehta hai ke main ne us ke kaan main kaha hai ke ye seat dobai nahin jati
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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