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An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

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The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Dour
Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor
Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum
Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM

50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget
I once cared for you. I might….. But I won't.

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.

Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
You know you-re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you-re down there.
You-re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
One of life-s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down -till the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
Time may be a great healer, but it-s also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn-t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

once, a guy went to an old lady-s house
to meet her. she called him in and offerd
a seat, the guy sat down and started talking to her,
as the time passed the guy started to feel hungry, he saw a bowl of popcorns on the
table. without caring to ask the lady he started eatin the popcorns, ""hum
these r really testy"" said the guy ""yes, u see i dont have teeth in my mouth so what i do is just suck all the caramel from them""
answered the lady.

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, Not yet.
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, Not yet.
Finally they say, When can we see the baby?
And the mother says, When the baby cries.
So they ask, Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?
The new mother says, I forgot where I put it.
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.


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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say ?I am beautiful?, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child


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