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Tecnology ki dunya me tehelka mach gya
Kl bacher khusre ke han larka hoa he
Kese hoa hemen khud nahi pta
Chalen chal kr bashir se pochte hen
Ji bachir ji
Bashir ji
sms hi parhte rahen ge ya kuch btaen ge bhi
Tecnology ki dunya me tehelka mach gya
Kl bacher khusre ke han larka hoa he
Kese hoa hemen khud nahi pta
Chalen chal kr bashir se pochte hen
Ji bachir ji
Bashir ji
sms hi parhte rahen ge ya kuch btaen ge bhi
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Jun 26, 2009 at 17:06
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Aslam
News
Sab ton pehe rab di tareef
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif
Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam
Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan
Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj
Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen
Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa
Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut
Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae
Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun
Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk
Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif
Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam
Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan
Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj
Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen
Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa
Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut
Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae
Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun
Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk
Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda
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May 13, 2008 at 09:05
Category: funny
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Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Aaj Tak"" Gets News That 200 Sardars Are Killed In A Train Accident
Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Tags: News Sardar
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Unknown
Bad News
A man went to the doctor--s. The doctor came in and said, Well, I--ve got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.
The man--s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman--s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?
The doctor replied, The female brain is used.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.
The man--s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman--s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?
The doctor replied, The female brain is used.
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Breaking News
2 seats wala 1 jahaaz east punjab k aik QABRISTAN mian gir k tabah ho ga--ya hay, muqaami sikh hazraat ja--ay hadisah par pohonch kar 500 dead bodies nikaal chukay hain. aakhree khabrain aanay tak imdaadee karwa--iyan jaari hain aur mazeed dead bodies baramad horahi hain.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Breaking News
Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
News
Sab ton pehe rab di tareef
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif
Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam
Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan
Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj
Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen
Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa
Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut
Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae
Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun
Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk
Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
Election de jetu ppp te nawaz sharif
Hun tuanu sab nu salam
Te musharraf ne media naal keeta kalam
Roti kapra te makan
Zardari ne keeta ellan
Bahaal hon ge saare judge
Musharraf v jawe ga pajj
Mangeyai aasan wadhani aen
Duniya maar mukaani aen
Swat ch hoya bomb tamaka
Vehla karta sara laqa
Qaidi jaan ge saare chhut
Sarkar ne jana mulk nu lut
Sara nizaam kharab ae
Zindagi jeena azzab ae
Hukmarana de khiccho kun
Maaro ehna di maa nu lun
Jurm gae ne ehna luk
Khabran gaiyyan ne muk
Mulk lai mitro karo dua
TE hun tuada hafiz khuda
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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