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Mooria Ul Ain
Good Morning, Have A Nice Day
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Jun 14, 2018 at 15:06
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ijunoon
It Was Saturday Morning As Jake
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, What are you up to?
Alice smiles, I''m going hunting with you!
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I''ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice could not bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!
Jake asks her, What are you up to?
Alice smiles, I''m going hunting with you!
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I''ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice could not bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!
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Dec 16, 2017 at 10:12
Category: miscellaneous
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Sms / Good Morning
Omar Hassan
Happy Good Morning
Life ends when you stop dreamings.
Hope ends when you stop believing.
Love ends when you stop caring.
So dream, believe and care.
Life is really beautiful.
HAPPY GOOD MORNING
Hope ends when you stop believing.
Love ends when you stop caring.
So dream, believe and care.
Life is really beautiful.
HAPPY GOOD MORNING
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Mar 08, 2015 at 00:03
Category: good-morning
Sms / Good Morning
Mehwish Shahzadi
Good Morning
like the fresh dew drops of a new day??
May God loving hands be upon you today to freshen your soul as you start the day.
Happy Good Morning Dear.
May God loving hands be upon you today to freshen your soul as you start the day.
Happy Good Morning Dear.
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Mar 07, 2015 at 17:03
Category: good-morning
Sms / Good Morning
Javed Ashraf
Good Morning
Do you know the meaning of Good Morning?
Morning means::>One more inning given by GOD to play & win. So Good Morning & Have a lovely winning day. MEX
Morning means::>One more inning given by GOD to play & win. So Good Morning & Have a lovely winning day. MEX
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Mar 05, 2015 at 22:03
Category: good-morning
Sms / Good Morning
Bushra Shah
Good Morning Dear Girls & Boys
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Feb 11, 2015 at 03:02
Category: good-morning
Wallpapers / Nature
Moiz Malik
Morning Scenery
Nature & Landscape wallpapers
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Feb 06, 2015 at 06:02
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Sms / Good Morning
Samreen Anjum
Good Morning
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!
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4 Like ·
Jan 24, 2015 at 14:01
Category: good-morning










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