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Sms / Marital Woes
Ahsan Ansari
A Man Who Surrenders When He's Wrong
A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
If You Never Want To See A Man Again,
If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
What's Difference Between Man & Superman?
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Kiss
Ijunoon
A Man Can Kiss His Wife Good Bye.
A man can kiss his wife good bye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: kiss
Tags: Wife
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
U Tell A Man Something,
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
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Englishman, A Scotsman And A Chinese Man
There-s an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man. The Englishman says ""I bet my dog can run round the park 50 times without needing a wee. After 40 times it had a wee."" Then the Scotsman said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 100 times without needing a wee."" After 90 times, the dog had a wee. Then the Chinese man said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 200 times without needing a wee."" It got round 200 times without needing a wee. The Englishmen and Scotsman said to the Chinese man ""How did it do that?"" The Chinese man said ""Me not stupid, me not silly, me tie knot in my dogs wiily""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Two Deaf Man Are Discussing In Train....
Two deaf men were discussing in the train.
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Funny
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Pakistanee,indian And English Man
TEEN DOOST BETHE SHARAB PEE RAHE HTE HEN UN MEN SE AIK PAKISTANEE HOTA HE AIK INDIAN OR AIK ANGRAIZ.TEENOON SAUDEE ARAB MEN HOTEE HEN. AIK DAFA TEENOON SHARAB PEE RAHE HOTEE HEN OR UN KO POLICE PAKER KER LE JATEE HE.UN KO 40 KOROON KEE SAZA SUNAYEE JATEE HE.
JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA
JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Sharab Pakistan India
Sms / Uncategorized
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Human: Donkey, Dog, Monkey And Man
God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you-ll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!
The donkey answered: I-ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.
God created the dog and told him: You will look after the man-s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!
The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.
Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.
That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.
The donkey answered: I-ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.
God created the dog and told him: You will look after the man-s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!
The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.
God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.
Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.
The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.
That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Eik Old Man Air Hostis Say Kuch Kaha Us Na Thapar Mar Deya
eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Marital Woes
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shadi say pahly man shair tha......
aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
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A Man Thinking
A man is daying of cancer
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom
ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom
ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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Hanged Man
A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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||sales Man || By Own Rulzzzzzzz
when ever u feel sad n tears come out. dont 4get 2 let me know i m alwayzzzzzz there 4 u bcozzzz........
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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah
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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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2 Aadmi Aapas Man Larae
2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Tags: Admi Aadmi
Sms / Uncategorized
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Man
WHEN A MANE OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF ONE THING :EITHER THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Man
A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. What? questioned the bartender, Why would you want so many martinis...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Friendship
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Responsible Man
Girl: - I want a responsible man as husband.
Man replies, ?That?s me, because whenever anyone gets pregnancy in my area, she says I am responsible?.
Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship and ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.
Man replies, ?That?s me, because whenever anyone gets pregnancy in my area, she says I am responsible?.
Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship and ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
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Pakistani Man ?
a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital Pakistan
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Man N Monkey
What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai 0322=4038808
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai 0322=4038808
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Marital Woes
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Smart Man Plus++++++
Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari
Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali
Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari
Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi
0322=4038808
Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali
Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari
Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi
0322=4038808
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
A Man!
A man is not complete until he is married, After that he is finished!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
D P Of A Man
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
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God And Man
The difference between God and Man being is... God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!
Aftab khan (T@BI)
Aftab khan (T@BI)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Rich Old Man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.
I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.
03216371610
I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.
03216371610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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An Old Man
an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?
silvertop_leo@yahoo.com
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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