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Sms / Good Night
Waseem Mughal
When Nights Are Long
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night & sweet dreams
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night & sweet dreams
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Oct 12, 2010 at 16:10
Category: good-night
Sms / Quotes
Waseem Mughal
Millions Long For
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz
Susan Ertz
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Oct 06, 2010 at 15:10
Category: quotes
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Sms / Marital Woes
Waseem Mughal
Long Life
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
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Jun 29, 2010 at 14:06
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Double Meaning
Aaajil
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
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Jan 13, 2009 at 05:01
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Very Long.....!
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
When I Take A Long Time To Finish, I Am Slow,
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Tags: Interview
Sms / Exams
Ijunoon
As Long As Learning Is Connected With Earning…..
As long as learning is connected with earning,
as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams,
so long must we take this examination system seriously.
If another ladder to employment was contrived,
much so-called education would disappear,
and no one would be a penny the stupider.
as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams,
so long must we take this examination system seriously.
If another ladder to employment was contrived,
much so-called education would disappear,
and no one would be a penny the stupider.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: exams
Sms / Marital Woes
M.asif
Is There Any Way For Long Life?
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Good Night
Ijunoon
When Nights Are Long And Friends Are Few,
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window and think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night and sweet dreams...
I sit by my Window and think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night and sweet dreams...
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-night
Tags: Friend
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