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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asma Altaf
Doctor: Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid. When did You Have Your Last Drink?
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
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Oct 20, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Valentines
Sanam Baloch
If U Wake Up 1 Day & Were Asked 2 Have A Wish, What Would It Be? Mine Would Be That Our Luv Would Last Until U See An Apple In An Orange Tree.
If u wake up 1 day & were asked 2 have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our luv would last until u see an apple in an orange tree.
Happy Valentines` Day!
Happy Valentines` Day!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 15:10
Category: Valentines
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Imran Khan
Santa: Dude, You Were So Drunk Last Night At The Party.
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house!
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Love
Seddiq Al Khan
If You Are Cold At Night, Let The Promise Of My Love Cover Y...
If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like a 'warm blanket'.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Love
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sadaf Zeeshan
Santa: I Went To The Pub Last Night And Saw A Fat Chick Dancing On A Table. I Said, "great Legs".
Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Seddiq Al Khan
Pappu: Mom, Last Night When I Opened The Toilet Door, The Light Went On Itself.
Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Motivational
Ali Awan Malik
Not Dreams But Night Changes;
Not dreams but night changes;
Not destiny but path changes.
Always keep your hopes alive, luck may or may not change, but time definitely changes!
Not destiny but path changes.
Always keep your hopes alive, luck may or may not change, but time definitely changes!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 21:10
Category: motivational
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Haya Jalal
Santa Comes Home Pretty Late At Night
Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"
Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".
Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".
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Oct 14, 2014 at 11:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Life
Moiz Arshad
If We Sleep On Flowers, It's Called Our First Night;
If we sleep on flowers, it's called our first night;
And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!
That's the reality of life!
And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!
That's the reality of life!
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Oct 12, 2014 at 23:10
Category: Life
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