Amna Omar

READ IT ALL not really funny but something good ........

Letter :
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self
HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so
I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE. I
thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA.so with
my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and
I-ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am
fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA
KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL
NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP
MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE
HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI
why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI
BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don-t
worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE
DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.
KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.

Yours Sincerely,

deewana,Mustana, hope u liked hihi bye_shye ~be~Safe

LIKHNA THA KHOON SAY,LIKH DEYA SIYAHI SAY
MERNA THA MUOT SAY, MER GAYE WAFAYI SAY
AGAR NAHIN KARNA THA PYAR TO PHELE BATA DETAY
ITNI HASEEN DUNIYA HAI KAHIN AUR DIL LAGA LAYTAY.

a man is crying loudly near a grave and another man comes and asks him is he crying for his dad,mum,sister or a brother but the man answers that it was his wife's first husband.

Tasweer e shahkaar wo lakhon mein bik gai
jiss mein bagher roti ke bacha udaas hai

AIK DAFA PAGAL KHANAE SE AIK PAGAL KI CHUTTI HO NAY LAGI TO DOCTOR NE KAHA AB TO AAP HAMARA BIL PAY KARDAIN GAY. TO PAGAL NE KAHA HAAN HAAN KYOUN NAHI AGAR HUM NE TUMHARA YEH THORA SA 1 LAKH KA BIL PAY NAHI KIA TO HAMAIN BADSHAH AKBER KOUN KAHAY GAA.

Tujhe kho k sochta hun mere daaman-e-talab mein
koi khwaab hai to kyun hai, koi aas hai to kyun hai?

Main ujar k bhi hun tera, tu bichar k bhi hai mera
yeh yaqeen hai to kyun hai, yeh qayaas hai to kyun hai?

kabhi puch us-k dil se k yeh khush-mizaaj shaair
bahut apni shairi mein jo udaas hai to kyun hai?