Arsalkhan K

..1 ADMI ko har bat mein ''TERA BHAI'' kehne ki adat thi.
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)

Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!

Dost: wo kese?

Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.

KARACHI K JANESAR HAN HUM
ES DHARTI K WAFADAR HAN HUM
AB HUMSE PANGA NA LENA
WARNA ASI KI TESI KARNE KO TAYAR HAN HUM

a clean msg:
1 cackroah hotel gya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum
1 fry naak or nuzla
1 glass ulti shake kr k le ayo
lekin hath safegaurd se dho lena plzzz

Hat Jao
Faraz Karate Sekh gya hy @

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Ab Kro Hr Msg Me Faraz Faraz

Aik pathan dosray pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia hota hai?

Dosra pathan: khocha tm tou bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message!_!

"PASHTO" "shaiRi"

Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32 bore, "Faraz"

Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz)) wala wai wai wala wai wai. . . !!

MODERN DICTIONARY:

MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.

PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.

KITAB: sleeping pill.

DIL: bagheir opreation k bhi ksi ko de sktey hain.

COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.

UNIVERSITY: Official Date Point.

English Theory

"I love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k susu kr sakun"

Tiger kills a goat
Hippopotamus saw it



Tiger asks hippo not tell this in court



Hippo refuses

Tiger asks: why?



Hippo says, bcoz



"HIPS DONT LIE" ;-