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Arsalkhan K
Tera Bhai
..1 ADMI ko har bat mein ''TERA BHAI'' kehne ki adat thi.
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)
wo shadi k bad apne bedroom mein gya or dulhan ka ghonghat utha k bola:
"Kesa lag raha hy
TERA BHAI";-)
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Jan 02, 2018 at 11:01
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Arsalkhan K
1rs K 3 Amrood
Memon: Arey ajj tou 1Rs k 3 Amrood miley!
Dost: wo kese?
Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.
Dost: wo kese?
Memon: 1Rs ka mene kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 khan ne gusse mein piche phenka or wo mene catch kr lia.
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Jan 02, 2018 at 04:01
Category: miscellaneous
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Sms / Independence Day
Arsalkhan K
Jea
KARACHI K JANESAR HAN HUM
ES DHARTI K WAFADAR HAN HUM
AB HUMSE PANGA NA LENA
WARNA ASI KI TESI KARNE KO TAYAR HAN HUM
ES DHARTI K WAFADAR HAN HUM
AB HUMSE PANGA NA LENA
WARNA ASI KI TESI KARNE KO TAYAR HAN HUM
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Aug 05, 2010 at 17:08
Category: independence-day
Sms / Naughty Insult
Arsalkhan K
A Clean Msg
a clean msg:
1 cackroah hotel gya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum
1 fry naak or nuzla
1 glass ulti shake kr k le ayo
lekin hath safegaurd se dho lena plzzz
1 cackroah hotel gya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum
1 fry naak or nuzla
1 glass ulti shake kr k le ayo
lekin hath safegaurd se dho lena plzzz
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Nov 02, 2009 at 15:11
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Faraz
Arsalkhan K
Karate
Hat Jao
Faraz Karate Sekh gya hy @
.IL
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Ab Kro Hr Msg Me Faraz Faraz
Faraz Karate Sekh gya hy @
.IL
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Ab Kro Hr Msg Me Faraz Faraz
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Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: faraz
Sms / Funny
Arsalkhan K
Sent Msg
Aik pathan dosray pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia hota hai?
Dosra pathan: khocha tm tou bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message!_!
Dosra pathan: khocha tm tou bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message!_!
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Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: funny
Sms / Faraz
Arsalkhan K
Pashto Shairi
"PASHTO" "shaiRi"
Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32 bore, "Faraz"
Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz)) wala wai wai wala wai wai. . . !!
Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32 bore, "Faraz"
Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz)) wala wai wai wala wai wai. . . !!
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Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: faraz
Tags: Shairi
Sms / Nice
Arsalkhan K
Modern Dictionary
MODERN DICTIONARY:
MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.
STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.
PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.
KITAB: sleeping pill.
DIL: bagheir opreation k bhi ksi ko de sktey hain.
COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.
UNIVERSITY: Official Date Point.
MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.
STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.
PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.
KITAB: sleeping pill.
DIL: bagheir opreation k bhi ksi ko de sktey hain.
COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.
UNIVERSITY: Official Date Point.
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Oct 17, 2009 at 15:10
Category: nice
Sms / Funny
Arsalkhan K
English Theory
English Theory
"I love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k susu kr sakun"
"I love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k susu kr sakun"
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Oct 17, 2009 at 14:10
Category: funny
Tags: Barish
Sms / Funny
Arsalkhan K
Hippopotamus
Tiger kills a goat
Hippopotamus saw it
Tiger asks hippo not tell this in court
Hippo refuses
Tiger asks: why?
Hippo says, bcoz
"HIPS DONT LIE" ;-
Hippopotamus saw it
Tiger asks hippo not tell this in court
Hippo refuses
Tiger asks: why?
Hippo says, bcoz
"HIPS DONT LIE" ;-
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Oct 13, 2009 at 13:10
Category: funny
Arsalkhan K
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