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Abdulla Amin

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Abdulla Amin

Expiry Date

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

· 2 Like · Feb 28, 2019 at 21:02
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Abdulla Amin

Abba Ka Danda

two kids were boasting about their dads valuables, one said ""meray abu ka to itna bara ground hay kay oos kay aik konay say doosray koonay tak jaanay kay liyay humay jahaz chahiyay hota hay"".. doosray nay kaha ""acha meray abu kay pass itna bara danda hay kay jab barish nahi hoti to log abu say kehtay hain kay aap danda mar kay badal hilaain to paani barsay ga"" pehlay nay kaha ""to yaar tumharay abu yeh danda rakhtay kahan hain""
doosra bola ""tumharay abu kay lawn may""

· 1 Like · Jan 06, 2019 at 14:01
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Abdulla Amin

Umda! Umda! Umda!

· 0 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 02:11
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Umda! Umda! Umda!

· 0 Like · Nov 28, 2018 at 16:11
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Abdulla Amin

V I A G R A

Q : Had u ever heard about the death of a women by VIAGRA?
A : A man eats 6 VIAGRA and his wife died :-)

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2018 at 03:10
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Abdulla Amin

*****song Of Osama *****

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2018 at 09:10
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Poetry / Songs Lyrics

Abdulla Amin

Piya Basanti Re Kaahe Sataaye Aaja.

Piya basanti re kaahe sataaye aaja
Jaane kya jaadu kiya, pyaar ki dhun chhede jiya
kaahe sataaye aaja Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja
baadal ne angdaayi li jo kabhi
Lehraaya dharti ka aanchal
Yeh patta patta yeh buta buta
Chhede hai kaisi yeh halchal
Manawa yeh dole, jaane kya bole
Maanega na mera jiya, tere hain ham tere piya
O kaahe sataaye aaja
Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja
Palako ke sirhaane baithe khwaab wahi jo aane waale
Dil ki giraha giraha khole, mann mein pyaar jagaane waale
Satrangi sapne bole re, kaahe sataaye aaja
Jaane kya jaadu kiya, pyaar ki dhun chhede jiya
kaahe sataaye aaja
Piya basanti re, kaahe sataaye aaja .

· 0 Like · Oct 05, 2018 at 21:10
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Abdulla Amin

Ik Dafa Ik Jaj Ne.......................

JAJ:
WAKEEL SAHAB AAP AGER MULZIM KO KOI TAJVEEZ (ADVICE) DENA CHAHTEY HEIN TO IS KONEY PE JA KER IN KO KEH SAKTEY HEIN
WAKEEL:
OK MY LORD
(WAKEEL MULZIM KO KONEY PE LE JA KER IS KO KUCH KEHTA HE JAB WAPIS AATA HE TO IS KE SAATH MULZIM NEHI HOTA JAJ HERAAN HO KER POOCHTA HE KE)
JAJ:
MULZIM KAHAAN HE
WAKEEL:
MY LORD ME NE IS KO KHA KE TUM YAHAAN SEY BHAG JAO MEREY PAAS IS SEY ZIADAH ACHI TAJVEEZ NEHI THE

· 2 Like · Sep 06, 2018 at 10:09
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Abdulla Amin

Chori

Ek aadmi kay ghar may chori hoti hai. wo apney nokar say kehta hai kay jaa kar police station may report likhwao kay raat ka waqt tha,taaray chamak rahay thay, kuttay bhonk rahay thay, chor diwar may suraakh kar kay gai(cow) ko utha kar le gaya.jab noker police station pohonchta hai to uss ko bhool jaata hai kay usay kya kehna tha.wo kehta hai raat ka waqt tha, taarey bhonk rahey they, kuttay chamak rahay thay, deewar gai mein surakh kar kay chor ko utha kar legaya! HA HA HA

· 1 Like · Aug 21, 2018 at 22:08
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Abdulla Amin

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Country : Pakistan

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