iJunoon Archives 2018
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Ijunoon
500 Pages Ki Kitaab
Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..
Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P
Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..
Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P
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Feb 17, 2018 at 07:02
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Na Mehsoos Ho Gi Kami Zindagi Mein
Na mehsoos ho gi kami zindagi mein
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
To kar lein ge taskheer sara zamaana
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
Palat kar na dekhein ge dunia ko phir ham
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
ghamoN meN khushii ki barsaat hogii
tumhaari muhabbat agar saath hogii
JahaaN bhar ki daulat mere haath ho gi
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
bhalaa kis ki mujh jaise auqaat ho gi
tumhaari moHabbat agar saath ho gi
kabhi b nah tanha meri zaat hogi
tumhari mohabbat agar sath hogi
Dashte tanhai main bi ik umeed aass ho gee
TUmharai mohobat ager meray sath ho gee
Khushi do jahaN ki mere haath hogi
Tumhari mohabbat agar saath hogi
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
To kar lein ge taskheer sara zamaana
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
Palat kar na dekhein ge dunia ko phir ham
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
ghamoN meN khushii ki barsaat hogii
tumhaari muhabbat agar saath hogii
JahaaN bhar ki daulat mere haath ho gi
Tumhaari mohabbat agar saath ho gi
bhalaa kis ki mujh jaise auqaat ho gi
tumhaari moHabbat agar saath ho gi
kabhi b nah tanha meri zaat hogi
tumhari mohabbat agar sath hogi
Dashte tanhai main bi ik umeed aass ho gee
TUmharai mohobat ager meray sath ho gee
Khushi do jahaN ki mere haath hogi
Tumhari mohabbat agar saath hogi
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3 Like ·
Feb 17, 2018 at 03:02
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Kitney Tohfey Deti Hai
Kitney tohfey deti hai yeh Mohobbat Bhi
FARAZ
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or ami se pitai Alag
(',') Oye Ammi
/{.}\ Ko Kis
_/ \_ Ne Bataya?
FARAZ
Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or ami se pitai Alag
(',') Oye Ammi
/{.}\ Ko Kis
_/ \_ Ne Bataya?
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Feb 17, 2018 at 00:02
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Mera Zikar Na Karna
Dukh Dard Kay Maroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna
Ghar Jaon To Yaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Woh Zabt Na Kar Paen Gay Ankho Kay Samander
Tum Rah Guzaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Pholon Kay Nashaiman Main Raha Hoon Main Sada Say
Daikho Kabhi Kharon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Shayad Yey Andhaira Hi Mujhay Rah Dikhaye
Tum Chand Sitaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Gehrahi May Layjain Gay Tum Ko Bhi Baha Ker
Darya Kay Kinaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Woh Shaks Melay To Usay Her Bat Batana
Tum Sirf Isharoon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Ghar Jaon To Yaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Woh Zabt Na Kar Paen Gay Ankho Kay Samander
Tum Rah Guzaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Pholon Kay Nashaiman Main Raha Hoon Main Sada Say
Daikho Kabhi Kharon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Shayad Yey Andhaira Hi Mujhay Rah Dikhaye
Tum Chand Sitaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Gehrahi May Layjain Gay Tum Ko Bhi Baha Ker
Darya Kay Kinaroon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
Woh Shaks Melay To Usay Her Bat Batana
Tum Sirf Isharoon Say Mera Zikar Na Karna.
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1 Like ·
Feb 16, 2018 at 21:02
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls
5 most undefined things of girls,
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is woh) =)
2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O
4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is woh) =)
2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O
4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)
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3 Like ·
Feb 16, 2018 at 17:02
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / General

Muzammil Shahzad
Ham Tere Hijr Se

wa'ada-e-wasl ki umeed k bar aney tak
Ham tere hijr se hijrat nahi karne wale
Ham tere hijr se hijrat nahi karne wale
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2 Like ·
Feb 16, 2018 at 14:02
Category: general
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Insani Salahiyaton Mai Izafa Sience Danon Ko Fikr
سائنسدانوں کا کہنا ہے انسانی صلاحیتوں میں اضافے کے لیے جس شدت سے رسرچ کی جا رہی ہے اس سے یہ ممکن ہے کہ انسانوں کی ایسی نسل پیدا ہو جو اپنی زندگی کی ہر بات کو یاد رکھ سکے اور کبھی تھکے ہی نہیں۔
واضح...
مزید پڑھیں
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Feb 16, 2018 at 12:02
Category: featured








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