iJunoon Archives 2015
Sms / Love
Wajeeha Ali
I Love My Name
I LOVE MY NAME WHEN U SAY IT.I LOVE MY HAERT WHEN U LOVE IT.I LOVE MY LIFE WHEN U R IN IT.
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Mar 02, 2015 at 14:03
Category: love
Sms / Funny
Kashif Qureshi
Fair And Lovely
APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mar 02, 2015 at 09:03
Category: funny
Poetry / Poetry Sms
Muzammil Shahzad
Aur Mein Tanha
Bas ek Khuwabon Ki Duniya or mein Tanha,
Raat Samandar Chaand Hawa Or mein Tanha,
Koi Tou Kaash Mera Bhi Gham Saaz Banay,
Mujh Se Saaray Log Khafa or Mein Tanha...
Raat Samandar Chaand Hawa Or mein Tanha,
Koi Tou Kaash Mera Bhi Gham Saaz Banay,
Mujh Se Saaray Log Khafa or Mein Tanha...
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Mar 02, 2015 at 08:03
Category: poetry-sms
Sms / Missing You
Aftab Ahmed
Haso Khulkar 1
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
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Mar 02, 2015 at 04:03
Category: Missing You
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Chocolate Thakan Awr Dard K Liye Moasar Ilaaj
اپنی من پسند میٹھی میٹھی ڈارک چاکلیٹ کھائیں اور دن بھر کی تھکان سے نجات پائیں ۔سردرد ہویاپٹھے اکڑجائیں بھوک تنگ کرے یا تھکاوٹ ہوجائے یامسئلہ ہویاداشت کا۔ چاکلیٹ کھائیںاوران سب سے چھٹکاراپائیں ۔برطانوی...
مزید پڑھیں
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Mar 02, 2015 at 04:03
Category: featured
Poetry / General
Muzammil Shahzad
Chup Raha
Mein Pee K Chup Raha Wo Pila K Chup Raha.
Kiya Gulab Tha Jo Murjha K Chup Raha.
Halaat Ne Kiya Usse Kitna Sangdil.
Mein Sun K Ro Diya Wo Suna K Chup Raha.
Badle Huey Halaat Mujhe Ghamgeen Kar Gaye.
Wo Phir Bhi Dour Se Hi Muskura K Chup Raha.
Shayed Wo Torna Nahi Chahta Tha Dil Mera.
Isiliye Itna Qareeb Aa K Bhi Chup Raha.
Wo Dour Hogaya Mein Kuch Bhi Na Kar Saka.
Aankhon Se Faqat Aansoo Baha K Chup Raha..
Kiya Gulab Tha Jo Murjha K Chup Raha.
Halaat Ne Kiya Usse Kitna Sangdil.
Mein Sun K Ro Diya Wo Suna K Chup Raha.
Badle Huey Halaat Mujhe Ghamgeen Kar Gaye.
Wo Phir Bhi Dour Se Hi Muskura K Chup Raha.
Shayed Wo Torna Nahi Chahta Tha Dil Mera.
Isiliye Itna Qareeb Aa K Bhi Chup Raha.
Wo Dour Hogaya Mein Kuch Bhi Na Kar Saka.
Aankhon Se Faqat Aansoo Baha K Chup Raha..
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Mar 02, 2015 at 02:03
Category: general
Sms / Friendship
Asfand Yar
Its Fact Na......
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
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Mar 02, 2015 at 00:03
Category: friendship
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Hamsafar
Sitarah Humari Qismat Ka Iss se Mila Hi Nahin,
Wo Kaise Hota Humara Aisa Kabhi Howa Hi Nahi,
Hum Ne Apni Har Khushi Dusron Mein Baant Di,
Kisi Ne Humhain Kiya Diya Ye Kabhi Socha Hi Nahi,
Baaton Baaton Mein Muhabbat Iss Kadar Barh Gai,
Tumhain Ab Bhool Jaen Kaise Itna Hosla Hi Nahi,
Har Kisi Ne Humhain Matlab Tak Pyar Kiya,
Koi Humsafar Ban Kar Sath Chala Hi Nahi.
Wo Kaise Hota Humara Aisa Kabhi Howa Hi Nahi,
Hum Ne Apni Har Khushi Dusron Mein Baant Di,
Kisi Ne Humhain Kiya Diya Ye Kabhi Socha Hi Nahi,
Baaton Baaton Mein Muhabbat Iss Kadar Barh Gai,
Tumhain Ab Bhool Jaen Kaise Itna Hosla Hi Nahi,
Har Kisi Ne Humhain Matlab Tak Pyar Kiya,
Koi Humsafar Ban Kar Sath Chala Hi Nahi.
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Mar 01, 2015 at 20:03
Category: sad
Sms / Marital Woes
Yousuf Ahmed
Sardar G
Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi
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Mar 01, 2015 at 18:03
Category: marital-woes
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