iJunoon Archives 2015

the simplest definition of love is.....
MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOLS.

tere pyaar me.n rusvaa hokar jaayen kahaa.N devaane log
jaane kyaa kyaa puuchh rahe.n hai.n ye jaane pehchanay log

jaise tumhe.n hamane chaahaa thaa kaun bhalaa yuu.N chaahegaa
maanaa aur bahut aaye.nge tum se pyaar jataane log

kaise dukho.n ke mausam aaye kaisii aag lagii yaaro
ab saharaao.n se laate hai.n phuulo.n ke nazaraane log

kal maatam beqiimat hogaa aaj in ki tauqiir karo
dekho Khuun-e-jigar se kyaa kyaa likhate hai.n afasaane log

jaanate hai.n ye ishq musalasal rog hai aah-o-zaarii kaa
phir bhii usake kuuche me.n jaate hai.n umr ganvaane log

MAN : how can a sardar kill a lion?
SARDAR : i will eat the poison and allow the lion too eat me, oo bolo ta ra ra ra.

HAZAROO AZMATEY QURABAN US DAMAN KI AZMAT PER
JO MAJBOORI KE AALAM MEIN BHI PHELAYA NAHI JATA

FAQEERI ME BHI MUJH KO MANGNE ME SHARM AATI HAI
SAWALI HO KE MUJH SE HAATH PHELAYA NAHI JATA

JUDA KISI SE KISI KA HABEEB NA HO
YE DaAG WO HAI JO DUSHMAN KO BHI NASEEB NA HOO

HUM TUJHE BHooL GAYE HAY TERI SADA DILLII
KOI TAIYER KABHI BHOLA HAI NASHEMAN APNA

DEKH LE BULBUL O PARWANA KI BETAABI KO
HIJAR ACHA NA HASEENO KA WISAL ACHA HAI

KAMZARF SE RAKHTE HAI UMEEDE WAFA NADAA
BeHTay HUYE PAANI PE TASWEER BANA TE HAin

Aik admi ne doosre admi se time poocha to doosre admi ne jawab dia, --aaj tum mujh se time pooch rahe ho, kal tum mujh se dosti karne ko kaho ge aur mein tum se dosti kar loonga, phir tum mujh se zid karoge ke mujhe apne ghar le chalo, phir main tumhe chai pilaoonga, phir meri biwi mujhe dantegi, phir tum apne beta ka rishta meri beti ke liye lao ge lekin jis insan ke pass aik ghati naheen hai woh meri beti ko dus diamond ke set kya delaiga, jo meri beti ki apne sasur se khwaish hai.
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).

hairato.n ke silsilay soz-e-nihaa.N tak aa gaye
ham nazar tak chaahate the tum to jaa.N tak aa gaye

naamuraadii apanii qismat gum_raahii apanaa nasiib
kaaravaa.N kii Khair ho ham kaaravaa.N tak aa gaye

un kii palako.n par sitaare apane ho.nTho.n pe ha.Nsii
qissaa-e-Gam kahate kahate ham kahaa.N tak aa gaye

apanii apanii justajuu hai apanaa apanaa shauq hai
tum ha.Nsii tak bhii na pahu.Nche ham fuGaa.N tak aa gaye

zulf me.n Khushbuu na thii yaa rang aariz me.n na thaa
aap kis kii aarazuu me.n gulistaa.N tak aa gaye

raftaa raftaa rang laayaa jazbaa-e-Khaamoshii-e-ishq
vo taGaaful karate karate imtihaa.N tak aa gaye

Khud tumhe.n chaak-e-girebaa.N kaa sha_uur aa jaayegaa
tum vahaa.N tak aa to jaao ham jahaa.N tak aa gaye

aaj 'Qabil' maikade me.n inqalaab aane ko hai
ahal-e-dil andeshaa-e-suud-o-ziyaa.N tak aa gaye

Is duniya main yeh mana ki dilwale bahut hain
Par yeh bhi hamara yakin hai ki humsa na koi hoga
Pyar main to jaan lutane wale bahut honge
par dosti main jo jaan luta sake woh hum jaisa parwana kahan hoga

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

tum na maano magar haqiiqat hai
ishq insaan kii zaruurat hai

kuchh to dil mubatalaa-e-vahashat hai
kuchh terii yaad bhii qayaamat hai

mere mahabuub mujh se jhuuTh na bol
jhuuTh suurat-e-gar sadaaqat hai

jii rahaa huu.N is aitamaad ke saath
zindagii ko merii zaruurat hai

husn hii husn jalve hii jalve
sirf ehasaas kii zaruurat hai

us ke vaade pe naaz thay kyaa kyaa
ab dur-o-baam se nadaamat hai

us kii mahafil me.n baiTh kar dekho
zindagii kitanii Khubsuurat hai

raastaa kaT hii jaayegaa 'Qabil'
shauq-e-manzil agar salaamat hai