iJunoon Archives 2015

one son ask to his father,
what is a difference b/w confident and confidential.
he reply:
U r my son that is confidnet and ur friends is also my son this is confidential.hahahaha

Faheem Qamar

AB KE TU CHAHTOO KA YE MAUSAM BURA NA THA
PER IS SE PAHLE WO BHI TU ULJHA HUA NA THA
KAISA AAZAB THA KI BICHADNE K RASM ME
JO MUD KE DEKHTA THA WO PATHAR HUA NA THA

KOI MUJHE MERA BHARPUR SARAPA LADE
MERE BAZU MERI AANKHE MERA CHEHRA LADE
KUCH NAHI CHAHIYE TUJH SE MUJHE AE UMAR E RAWAN
MERA BACHPAN MERE JUGNU MERI GUDIYA LADE

USKI KHUSHI AAZIZ THI KUCH US SE PYAAR THA
APNI ANA KO TOD KE JHUKNA PADA MUJHE
WO JIS KI YAAD KHUN KI GARDISH KE SAATH THI
KITNI AZEEYATOO SE BHULANA PADA MUJHE

aik aadmy ne doosre aadmy se kaha k meri beevi tumary beevi se moty hai. doosre ne kaha k kistarah?os ne kaha k main apny beevi ko wazan karane keliye jab machine per rakha to machine se aik parchi bahir nikly aur ospar likha tha k barahe mehrbani sirf aik aadmy khara ho.....doosre ne kaha k main apny beevi kee sary(cloth)dhoby k pas le gia to os ne kaha..ajjy main sirf kapre dhota hoon tanboo(tent) nahin dhota...hahahaha

YE TAIYRE DIL MAYAL E PARWAZ NAHI HAI
ANJAM NA MANGOO ABHI AAGAZ NAHI HAI

SUMSAM E MUHABAT NE BHI WO AAB GANWAI
AAYE JAZBE DIL TUJH ME BHI AIJAZ NAHI HAI

DIL HAI KI MERA DIL HI MAI RAH JATA HI GHUT KE
HUMRAZ NAHI HAI KOI DAMSAAZ NAHI HAI

AYE JAN E GAZAL IS TARAH MIZRAB NA MAROO
TUTE HUE DIL ME KOI AWAAZ NAHI HAI

US KHAK SHUDA BASTI SE IKHLAS NA MANGOO
AAYE SHAHR WAHA SAADI E SHIRAAZ NAHI HAI

{SHAHAR BANO SHAHAR}

machhar or makkhi ki hogai shadi.........
pehli he raat se hogai barbadi.......
machhar ki tu kismat he khoti thi.......
makkhi MORTEIN MAT laga k jo soti thi!!!!

saaqiiyaa chhor na khaalii mere paimaane ko
itanii hii de de ke ho jaye qasam khaane ko

saaqii ye ahad-e-shikan is me.n bigarnaa kaisaa
koii paimaan ko torey koii paimaane ko

kuchh to ho jaatii hai kam sifat-e-taubaa_shikanii
pii ke ham to.D diyaa karate hai.n paimaane ko

jitne muu.Nh utanii hii baaten hain barhay kyuN na junooN
sab ne diivaanaa banaa rakhaa hai diivaane ko

after 2 days.

after 48 hrs.

after 2880mins

after 172800sec.

Everyone will send u this msg

but i m the 1st 2 say...

*****Eid ** Mubarak******