iJunoon Archives 2015

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HAHAHAHHAHA...KESI RAHI??

Ham na tarsain kabhi phir khushi ke liye
pyaar mil jaye agar zindagi ke liye

pyaar jhoota na ho pyaar kam hi sahi
saath de to koi do qadam hi sahi
zindagi ke andhairon main jal jaye to
ik diya hai bohot zindagi ke liye

muskurate hue dukh utha lain ge ham
apni palkon main ansoo chhupa lain ge ham
aap chahain hamain pyaar dain ya na dain
ham to jeete hain bas aap hi ke liye

pyaar jis main na ho dil wo veeran hai
pyaar hi zindagi ka negehbaan hai
chahaton ki hifaazat main rehta hai jo
gham hai kiya cheez us aadmi ke liye

ham na tarsain kabhi phir khushi ke liye
pyaar mil jaye agar zindagi ke liye....

Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

hahahahah

PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS

paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Band aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai


Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai

ek ramu ny apny paroosi banta singh sy poocha app or bhabi raat ko apas mai bht hansty hain app log bht kush rehty hian banta singh bola ayse koi baat nhi hai raat ko jb mery wife mujh ko chappal sy marti hai too jb nhi lgta too mai hansta hun or lag jata hai too voo hansti hai

Yeh dunya rahguzar hay Aur
Hum bhi musafir tum bhi musafir
kon kisi ka howe
kahi chhup chhup roye
Koy sath de k na sath de
Yeh safar akely hi kaat le
Jis ne bhi yahan pyaar kiya hay
Us ne sab kuch khoya
Pahly kiya kiya sapne dekhe
Akhir main kiya roya
Jab pyaar ka hasil aanso hain
To chhoor yeh pyaar ki baat
Is dunya main sab hain akele
Tan se juda hain sayee
Koy kisi ko paa kar khoye
koy kho kar paye
Palak jhupakty chut jata hay
Bars bars ka sath
Koy sath de k na sath de
Yeh safar akely hi kaat le

We Love Pakistan .... Pakistan Love USA ..... Usa Love Iraq ...... Iraq Love Saddam ........ Saddam Love Army ..... Army Love Musharraf ........ Musharraf Love His Wife & She Really Loves me ....................

Money can buy pleasure... but not love;

Money can buy a show... but not joy;

Money can buy a slave... but not a friend;

Money can buy a woman... but not a wife;

Money can buy a house... but not a home;

Money can buy food... but not an appetite;

Money can buy medicines... but not health;

Money can buy diplomas... but not culture;

Money can buy books... but not intelligence;

Money can buy tranquillizers. but not peace;

Money can buy indulgences... but not forgiveness;

Money can buy the earth... but not the sky.


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