iJunoon Archives 2015

1 larki dosri se poochti hay k tum nay itnay lambay admi se shadi kyoon ki pehli larki usay batati hay k mein chahti hoon k jab woh mujh se bat karay to sar ko jhuka k bat karay aur jab mein us se bat karoon to sar ko utha k bat karooo hahahaha

Sitaare jo damakate hain
Kisi ki chashm-e-hairaan men
Mulaaqaaten jo hoti hain
Jamaal-e-abr-o-baaraan men
Ye na abaad vaqton men
Dil-e-naashaad men hogi
Mohabbat ab nahin hogi
Ye kuch din baad men hogi
Guzar jaayenge jab ye din
Ye un ki yaad men hogi

Munir Neyazi

love is like WAR easy to START difficult 2 END impossible 2 4rget

aik sardar ji train main safar kar rahey they k unn ko wash room ki zaroorat paish aa gayee. jub sardar ji ney wash room ka darwaza khola to samney sheesha lag dekh kar samjhey k shayed koi aur sardar ji ander hain. ye sardarji sorry bol kar wapas aa gaye, aur doosrey wash room mein chaley gaye. wahan bhee aisa hee huaa. sardrji ne TT ko shikayat ki k mujhey wash room jana hai,aur jaldi hai, koi wash room khaali kerwa dein. ittefaq se TT bhee sardar ji theyy. unhon ne jub wash room ka darwaza khol kar daikha to samney sheesha daikh kar wapas aa gaye, aur boley, yaar sardar ji , ander to STAFF ka banda hai!! hahahahahaa

Bewafai kaa ab gila kaisa
Aap pahle bhi kab hamare the

Meri aankhon main phailte hoye rang
Kal tak aap ko bhi pyare the

Nahin shikawa mujhe kuch bewafai ka teri hargiz
Gila tab ho agar tune kisi se bhi nibhai ho

Gham to ye hai ki vo kasme waade Toot gaye
Bewafa koi bhi ho tum na sahi ham hi sahi

Badi zaalim nihayat bewafaa hai
Ye duniyaa phir bhi kitani Khush numa hai

Bewafaa tune mujhe pyaar kiya hi kyun tha
Sirf do char savalat kaa mauqa day day

Kaam aa saken na apni wafaayen to kya karen
Ik bewafa ko bhool na jayen to kyaa karen

Na jaane kyaa hai us ki saaf aankhon main
Wo muunh chhupa ke jaaye bhi to bewafaa na lage

Sar jukaoge to pathar devata ho jayega
Itana mat chaho use woh bewafaa ho jayega

Teri bewafaaiyon par, teri kaj adaaiyon par
Kabhi sar jhuka ke roye, kabhi munh chupa ke roye

5 FRIENDS MILKE RESTAURANT MAI KHANA KHANE JAATE HAI. KHANA KHANE K BAAD SAB KA MOOD BANTA HAI K ICE CREAM KHAAYI JAAYE TOE DECIDE HOTI HAI K CONE ICE CREAM KHATE HAI, TOE WO LOG WAITER BOOLWATE HAI ICE CREAM MANGWANE KO. SAB APNE APNE FLAVOUR KEHTE HAI K MUJHE YE CHHAIYE MUJHE WO CHHAIYE, TOE UN MAI SE EK BOLTI HAI K KOI BHI LE AAO.
WAITER JAWAAB YE DETA HAI MEM SAAB MEHNDI KI CONE LE AAOOOO.
HAHAHAAAA...

Mohabbat Kaisa bandhan hey?
Meri tanhaian aksar ye mujhsy poocha karti hain,
Mohabbat kaisa bandhan hey
Mohabbat kaisy hoti hey to me izhaar karti hoon,
Mohabbat aisa darya hai
Ke jis main doob jany se bohat araam milta hai
Mohabbat aik khushboo hai jo aik angan main mahakti hai
Mohabbat aisa sawan hai jo ankho se barasta hai ,
Mohabbat aisi basti hai
K jis mein rahny wala koi bhi piyasa nahi rehta,
Mohabbat aisa jeewan hai
Jo marta hai na miteta hai
Mohabbat aisi shama hai
Jo sari umer jalti hai
Mohabbat aik chaon hai ya MAA ke piyaar jaisi hai
Mohabbat roop hai RUB ka ya RUB ke piyaar jaisi hai

(Writer : Asima Aijaz)