iJunoon Archives |2014 | August

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

1 pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha tha ,,
kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.,pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen...
pathan ,..,.,., mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun ga

ek aadmi cycle ki brek hath mein pakar kar nach rahe thay.,..,
kisi ne poocha g brek pakar kar kiun ucchal kood kar rahe ho?
oye bewaquf dikhta nahin brek dance kar raha hun..

pathan angrez se.,,. hum ne 1 esi cheez ijaad ki he jis se koi bhi shakhs deewar k doosri taraf dekh sakta he...
angrez heran ho kar...esi kon c cheez bana di apne????
pathan,............. SURAAKH.///////////SHOAIB IQBAL

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan